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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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19 May 2015
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Patrick is a solo artist who's sunk his heart and soul into a second album that's failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick's boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet.
Patrick falling for Pete isn't part of the plan.
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05 May 2015
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“So, you wrote—porn. About me.”
Spencer sputters, then laughs, but Amanda’s not laughing.
“I—it’s not about you.”Based on the Smosh Mouth episode where Spencer suggests they write a smut book for Amanda while she’s away on maternity leave.
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09 Dec 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of Unrevealed Collection
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by tragician (vause)
08 May 2015