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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Shane and Ilya's sex tape is leaked. It hits their friend group like a bomb.

    5+1 times Hollanov's friends watch the video (and get off)

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    Then, on the phone—the one on bottom moans, “Uhn, fuck,” when the top pulls out a little and thrusts harder—and, okay. Yes, Hayden recognizes that voice.

    “Jackie?” He calls out, too loud. His phone drops to his chest, then slides to the bed as he twists to face her.

    His beautiful, horny wife has to click on the video to pause it. It goes full screen, and for just a second Hayden can see and hear as Ilya fucking Rozanov thrusts again, making Shane’s body shiver erotically.

    Holy fuck.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Shane goes to a party. He meets a girl. He's meant to like girls.

    (He only really likes Ilya Rozanov.)

    “Why are you telling me this?” Rozanov said. “You never talk about girls. I never hear these things about you.”

    “I’m -“ Fuck. Shane was trying to explain. Rozanov used this moment to push deeper into Shane. How was he meant to be able to think now? 

    “You fucked her?” Rozanov said. “She did something different when you fucked and -“

    “No. You fucked her,” Shane snapped. “Or at least …” He trailed off, struck dumb by the look on Rozanov’s face. He looked…happy? Delighted? He wasn’t smiling, exactly, but his eyes were dancing. 

    “We fucked same girl,” Rozanov said, carefully. “This is…Wow, Hollander.”

    “No, um, I didn’t fuck her. Just made out or whatever. But she told me - Jesus - she told me she had hooked up with you before. It was…i don’t know. Wait, what are you doing?”

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    21 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    “We just got to go in there,” Shane said, pointing at the door, “and decide how we want to lay out the room.”

    “Yes,” Ilya did a sharp decisive nod, before wincing and rubbing his head.

    They both stood there for a breath, and then Ilya ruined it.

    “For our Stanley cup.”

    Shane has indulged, maybe a bit too much, in his love of how good they are at hockey. Ilya does the opposite of complaining.

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    21 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    2015. Ilya Rozanov has a loose tooth. Shane Hollander can't stop thinking about it.

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    21 Jun 2026