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After Lance gets injured in battle he finds himself without his eyesight, a situation he never would've expected himself to get into. Half expecting to get kicked off the team, Lance is determined to train harder and keep the fact that he's upset about his loss of eyesight from his teammates. No harm ever comes from bottling everything up, right?
(Wrong. Also Keith helps him train. Also Lance shows Keith proper skin care. Also Lance has a huge crush on Keith. Also maybe being blind's gonna help him get in Keith's pants [and heart].)
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11 Jun 2026
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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10 Jun 2026
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there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb by Kiwi8_fruit6
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2023
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Blitzø falls asleep on his couch, crying, after the shit that went down at Ozzie's.
Blitzø wakes up in his bed, on the morning of that same day.
He's having the worst day of his life...over and over again.
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A Groundhog Day-esque fix-it for Helluva Boss Episode 7.
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22 Mar 2026
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Harry had been raised like a pig for slaughter. And he died like one. Or so everyone thought. The day he was meant to face Voldemort, he vanished. No trace, no last words.
In truth he was headed to confront the Dark Lord, but when he found the Resurrection Stone, instead of seeing the dead, he was struck by an ancient curse. Magic shredded through time and left him in the dark forest half a century in the past. Will he be able to get back home? Will he survive the 7th year with the demonically handsome and irritating Tom Riddle?
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03 Oct 2025
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The Trio Of Red-heads by Tayla_Woodsman
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Haikyuu!!
30 Aug 2020
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After being locked out of their hotel, Hinata is forced to let the team stay at his house. The Hitachiin mansion.
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16 May 2025