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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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09 Jun 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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08 Jun 2026
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The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter
Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Unknown number: no
Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
Shane: I have your dog.
Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?- Language:
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02 Jun 2026
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children I birthed chat by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Feb 2026
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[Text] LaPointe: You two can vote too I guess: which of you is the mom and which is the dad?
[Text] Ilya: I am papa clearly
[Text] Shane: We're neither. Because we're not your parents...
[Text] Luca: That feels like something only a dad would say
[Text: LaPointe: And not a very good dad 😔
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or, a month of texts between Ilya, Shane, and their rookies
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- Part 6 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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02 Jun 2026
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In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.
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02 Jun 2026