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    Sparks Started In A Freezer by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    13 Oct 2025

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    "You sold your fucking soul for candy?!" Vox snapped. Of all the idiotic shit he'd heard during his many decades down here, that definitely topped the list.

    "Yeah, you want some?" You offered sweetly, shaking the container of jelly beans invitingly.

    He stared at you in utter bewilderment and wondered how the hell had his life gotten so out of control that he was stuck hiding from angels on extermination day in a shitty freezer with a bona fide bimbo?

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    Fake It by ,

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)  

    09 Dec 2025

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    I’m not immune to you, I’ve got it bad.

     

    I’m only human, you are something magic.

     

    In which you fall into the lap of one of the most powerful men in Hell. For better or for worse, his attention’s on you.

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    25 May 2026

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    Anguished Separation by

    Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)  

    05 May 2019

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    Merle cheats on you prompting you to leave the group. Months later he and Daryl find you near death and bring you back to Alexandria with them.

    I do not own any of TWD only my own original characters and ideas.

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    06 May 2026

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    Taking You Home by

    Fandoms: The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms  

    09 Aug 2019

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    Reader finds herself in Merle Dixon’s truck after meeting him at a bar. I think it’s obvious that if you agree to go home with Merle, somethings gonna happen once you get there… Pre Apocalypse, Merle is still roughly late forties though because middle aged Rooker/Merle is the best Rooker/Merle.

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    01 May 2026

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    Southern Comfort by

    Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms  

    17 May 2020

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    Merle Dixon was the last person on earth who you thought would give a shit about anybody but himself. But the man had a soft spot for loners. And that's what you were.

    Merle Dixon/Self-Harming Reader

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    07 Apr 2026