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Brighter Days Inc. by uisceB
Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Morrible unfurls Glinda’s mind like a scroll, examining the contents of her memory the way she examined the displayed organs of the first fetal pig she ever dissected. It’s less cohesive than the innards of a pig. That’s the problem with memory bound by emotion. Love is diffuse. It so easily becomes entangled in every aspect of the human experience, regardless of whether the target was physically present or not. Extracting it with any amount of elegance can get…dicey.
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Had a bad breakup? Racked with guilt? Grieving a loved one? Struggling to deal with the rising tide of fascism? Not to worry! Put your trust in Brighter Days Inc. and watch all your troubles disappear!Brighter Days Inc: Strangers are just people you’ve never met.
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The Everyday Illusion by uisceB
Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
21 Apr 2025
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The only interesting thing Elphaba finds amongst the rest of the conspiracy board is a photo of a sheet-covered cadaver with nothing but their bare feet visible. Rather than any information identifying the body, Glinda has written a note over the photo that reads in a frenetic scribble NO SHOES WHY?????? and Elphaba thinks yes, Glinda Upland of the Upper Uplands does seem like the type to fashion-shame a corpse.
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Am I No Good by uisceB
Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
01 Jan 2025
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“Elphie, for once,” Glinda breathes, exasperated because she loves Elphaba’s unfailing moral compass but she also wants to smash it to pieces with a hammer sometimes. “For once in your entire life, can’t you just do the wrong thing?”
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Glinda wrestles with what goodness actually means while trying to navigate a world on the brink of collapse and falling in love with Oz's most wanted criminal.Canon compliant gelphie through the years, but crank up the gay yearning to its highest possible setting.
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Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Sep 2024
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Harrow felt the slanted smile against her ear as Gideon squeezed her ass and said, “You know if you’d led Mass in the raw like this, I actually would’ve attended. Every time. Front row.”
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In the aftermath of God’s death, Harrow and Gideon trip and tumble their way through what it means to be on the “lovers” side of “enemies to lovers” while facing the uncertainties of a universe with no God, and a House on the verge of extinction.
Featuring: nuns losing their religion (and finding new ways to worship), chainsaw-armed skeletons, smut, religiosity, more smut, Third House birthday shenanigans, power dynamics, Serious Discussions about the merits of tentacle porn, a smorgasbord of bad puns, and if you can believe it, even more smut.
A continuation of “She Puts the Fun in Funeral” but can easily be read as a stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral
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She Puts the Fun in Funeral by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Feb 2024
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Gideon tapped her lip in thought. “Wellllll, I suppose, given that you just called me striking—”
“I didn’t call you striking, I said you’d make a striking impression—”
“—Called me striking,” Gideon said again, “and basically said I have the physique of a god…”
“I said absolutely none of the above.”
“Because you just said explicitly and in no uncertain terms that I am incredibly sexy, muscular, and the greatest swordswoman that ever lived…I guess I can be your date to God’s funeral,” Gideon said.
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Three years ago—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—no one in the Nine Houses received a summons to Lyctorhood. Now God is dead, the saints are panicking, and Gideon is being dragged to Canaan House with Harrow to attend the funeral. Sure would be a shame if, in this time of dull mourning, Gideon were to open up a mysterious old book, accidentally steal Harrow’s powers, and pitch the entire necro-cav dichotomy into utter chaos…
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- Part 1 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral
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She Puts the Fun in Funeral by uisceB
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Sep 2024
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running through the halls of your haunted home by cinnamonfiglatte
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024)
28 Dec 2024
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It’s five months after the worst day of Glinda’s life that she wakes from one terrible nightmare into a new one. It’s the barest whisper of a sound, the smallest flicker of a shadow in the low light, and Glinda springs awake.
“Elphie?”
Or: Elphaba is alive. She and Glinda have some stuff to work out.
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Bookmarked by uisceB
30 Dec 2025
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nesting box by localgaysian for queenofmarigolds, haline
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025)
09 Apr 2026
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]Subject: Legibility of requisition forms
Dear Dr. Upland,
please refrain from filling out your requisition forms with a pink glitter pen. It makes them extremely difficult to read.
Sincerely,
Elphaba Thropp, MD--
Or, Glinda is an overeager dermatology resident with too much time on her hands. Elphaba is a pathology resident who'd rather not deal with dermatologists.
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Bookmarked by uisceB
22 Dec 2025
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Gideon Nav's Tentacular Spectacular by silverapples
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Oct 2022
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Post-series, Gideon has come home to Harrow with a few bonus features. Harrow finds them...intriguing.
Bookmarked by uisceB
10 Jul 2024
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what's in a name by CourierNinetyTwo
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Mar 2020
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Gideon has to put in a lot of work to make Harrow say her real name.
Bookmarked by uisceB
16 Mar 2024
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That makes Sae-byeok curious, an impossible spark in some suspicious, damp part of her. It feels mutual, this thing, this - what is it about you? Sae-byeok thinks this is probably how people end up dead. Dead in ditches, with their wrists hogtied.
Bookmarked by uisceB
02 Feb 2022