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our token of love burns red by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
04 Mar 2022
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Chu Wanning realizes his hand is braced against the man’s chest. Against the man’s warm chest. Against the man’s warm, toned chest. Against the man’s warm, toned, bare chest, and Chu Wanning’s fingers twitch against his skin as he eyes a bead of sweat trailing down its expanse, and the man is too close, much too close, and Chu Wanning feels his breath against his skin, and—
And then Chu Wanning retracts his hand as if he’s touched fire, and slaps the man across the face.
The first time Imperial Chancellor Chu meets Mo Ran, he slaps him across the face.
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lie: detected, husband: acquired by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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“And…” Shang Qinghua raises a brow. “What did you say you were?”
“Well,” Shen Yuan says, subtly trying to pull his hand back from a heavily sedated Luo Binghe who not-so-subtly keeps murmuring ‘Married?’ over and over with every squeeze of his fingers, “about that—”
“Bro.” The scandalized gasp that bounces off the walls makes Shen Yuan feel like a criminal. “You had to lie about your familial relationship with the dude, and the first thing that came to mind was to say you’re his husband?”
“Actually,” Shen Yuan corrects, “I didn’t say I was his husband.”
At his side, Luo Binghe breathes out a soft, “Husband.”
Or; Shen Yuan acts like pretending to be Binghe’s husband isn’t the best thing to ever happen to him.
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aita for fucking my (24/m) baobei (32/m) when my cousin (23/m) is on the phone? by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
03 Oct 2021
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“I’ve never missed a deadline, idiot. This is exactly why Chu-laoshi told me that I’m his favorite student.”
Mo Ran freezes.
Below him, a Chu Wanning delirious from pleasure whines into the space around them and tries to push himself against his body. Mo Ran presses Chu Wanning’s hips into the bed to keep him from moving. A swirl of jealousy hits him. “His favorite?”
Mo Ran isn’t Chu Wanning’s favorite student. He’s not too happy about that.
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be mine, if only for a night by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
08 Feb 2021
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Chu Wanning bites his tongue, fixing a cold glare on an infuriatingly unfazed face. Mo Ran appears to be genuine — though why he’s so hung up on treating him in the first place, Chu Wanning has no idea — and the dizzying smell of pastries straight out of the oven is definitely playing in his favor. God dammit.
“We,” Chu Wanning begins slowly, sternly, desperately, “are only here to try their cake. We are not going to play pretend.”
“Believe me,” Mo Ran says, a soft smile playing at his lips. “Playing pretend with you is the last thing I’d want to do.”
In which Mo Ran and Chu Wanning pretend to be engaged for free cake.
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synesthesia by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Sep 2020
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When the darkness fades away and a face pops up, Wei Ying almost falls out of his chair.
What the fuck, he thinks. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.
Wei Ying counts to three, takes a breath, then shoots upwards. “Sorry, I dropped my pen,” he says, not even trying to make his lie sound convincing, because what the fuck, Lan Zhan is gorgeous. He has the brightest eyes Wei Ying’s ever seen, the nicest, longest eyelashes, and black hair draping over his shoulder. This guy has clearly won the lottery of attractive genes, which means he must be lacking in something else, like maybe his voice—
“It’s fine.”
WHAT THE FUCK, Wei Ying thinks. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
(In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan, students from different universities, are assigned to complete a senior project together.)
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all I ever wanted was the world by ricken
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2020
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Luo Binghe is a man with the world at his feet. After clawing his way from nothing to prosperity, he revels in the success and power he has gained. There is nothing that is beyond his reach, anything he desires is at his beck and call.
He's proved wrong when he meets Shen Yuan, the warm-hearted school teacher who seems to be the only person in the world who Luo Binghe set his eye on who wouldn't bend over backwards for him or swoon into his arms.
What's up with that?
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16 Oct 2021
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After the Final Rose by azurewaxwing
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Sep 2020
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(A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)
JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.
Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?
JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?
In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?
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- Part 1 of The MDZS Bachelor Universe
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14 Sep 2020
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Tempo Rubato by Spodumene
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Jun 2020
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Tempo Rubato: Italian; Stolen Time; The musical practice of diverging from the unrelenting and gradual rhythm for a short period of time in a piece, allowing for solo freedom.
Lan Wangji starts high school in perfect step with the rhythm of his uncle's expectations and his duty to his family.
He doesn't quite stay that way.
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10 Sep 2020
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read between the lines by rabbitinrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2020
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What do you do when the idol you wrote self-insert fanfiction about reads the aforementioned self-insert fanfiction during a live interview? Lan Zhan finds out.
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23 Aug 2020
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a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2019
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When the entire cultivation world turns against Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng comes up with a plan to save him and arranges a marriage between his brother and the Second Jade of Lan, Lan Wangji.
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09 Jul 2020