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    All things considered, Ron thinks he's adjusting fairly well.

    Unceremoniously ripped away from his family and friends and being dumped into the past with a baby Dark Lord to take care of is not exactly an easy thing to acclimate to, but he manages, somehow.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Rec 9

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    It came three weeks after her trial. The day of her death. She was given the option of the method of her death, and she'd selected the firing squad. It would be sure.

    Ready.

    Aim.

    Fire.

    Those were the last words she would hear. The ones she had leveled at Dr. Ryland Grace.

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    06 May 2026

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    It’s him, and in a matter of seconds, two centuries are erased.
    Time is inconsequential when you live forever. You blink and a decade passes. You shut your eyes and a civilization falls.
    You go grocery shopping so your human friend doesn’t starve to death and your ex comes back from the dead.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    30 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 61

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    Quackity knows there's only two things that bring friends and enemies together, weddings and funerals.

    And Quackity's not about to fucking die just to get his business off the ground, so a wedding will have to do.

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    Quackity is opening up his big shiny new resort, Las Nevadas, but with all the enemies he's made over the years, there is no fucking chance in hell anyone will show up on opening day.

    That is until, he comes up with the plan to pay his crush and his crush's fiance to have a fake poly wedding with him to bring a huge crowd to the grand opening. Everyone will show up (and hopefully get addicted to gambling on the way).

    It's the perfect plan and nothing can go wrong!

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    11 Mar 2026