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    Being dormmates with your ex–best friend? Terrible idea.
    Watching said ex–best friend lose a bet and end up in a skirt? Hilarious.
    Realizing you suddenly can’t stop thinking about him in that skirt? Disastrous.

    (Or: two idiots share a dorm, accidentally fall into a rivals-with-benefits situation, and realize the line between love and loathing is thinner than Sasuke’s patience.)

    It's like a spell is broken, as if time finally moves forward again—and Naruto blinks, then blinks again. The heart inside his chest is racing, like he has run a damn marathon and not just goggled at Sasuke’s ass in lace while the other was bending down. Lace. Sasuke’s wearing lace under that skirt. O dear gods.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    It starts with a fight, as everything with them starts or ends in a fight anyway.

    It starts with a fight about Sasuke being an asshole and Naruto being an annoyance. It turns into a fight about Sasuke feeling justified in his assholeness and Naruto feeling justified in beating it out of him. Then it turns into a fight about Sasuke refusing to admit that Naruto's burden is anything like his own, and Naruto ending the dispute with a, "Well, my curse seal is bigger than yours anyway," which is a really stupid thing to say, and yet, like all Naruto things, really shouldn't mean as much as it does.

    --
    The boys compare the size of their curse seals. Amongst other things.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.

    It's easy. It's the best.

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    To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “You’re mooning over a guy who only talks to you to send you pictures of his… member! You don’t think that’s weird?”

    “Not particularly?” Naruto ignored Sakura’s disapproving glare. “I mean, he only sends them ‘cause I ask… If anything, I’m the weird one.”

    “You’re both weird,” Sakura decided and rolled her eyes, calling over the waiter to ask for the check.
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    (Or the one where Naruto receives biweekly dick pics from a one night stand & is set up with his boss' son)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”

    “Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.

    “What! I mean, uh, no?”

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    24 May 2026