toucanpie
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Christmas Land by toucanpie for Rubick, Brachylagus_fandom, who_la_hoop
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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After inheriting a Christmas tree farm, a semi-retired assassin's plans to sell it change when he falls in love with the townspeople and meets a charming handyman superhero named Sam.
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Turning Gold by toucanpie for LearnedFoot, do_it_to_julia
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 Dec 2021
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Peter isn't exactly coping but swinging his way to Dr Strange's place seems to help and that's something, right?
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Rumour Has It by toucanpie for who_la_hoop, do_it_to_julia
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Dec 2021
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Poe wouldn't want to be part of Rey's harem. He really wouldn't. Not at all.
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It is an excellent day for Vampiric Fruit Bat but a less excellent day for Banana who has just lost their partner to fruit bat savagery. Will the grapes survive?
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A tentacle monster in a cheerleader's uniform
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oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Nov 2018
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Darcy is thirty feet out of Stark-cum-Avengers Tower when she starts craving cinnamon rolls--the sticky-sweet iced-up old-fashioned kind, yummy and messy and dripping gooshy icing all over your mouth and hands and down your yuuuup, yup, that is a super, super fertile omega that she is smelling, holy shit is it ever.
“Jesus Christ,” she groans in frustration, then follows her alpha instincts (and, more easily and importantly, her nose) to go track them down. They’re in the middle of New York City; middle of the day or not, not checking on somebody who smells like that is, like, the ultimate dick move.
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27 Nov 2021
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A little help? by GaleWrites for Rubick, the_interuniversal_geometer, LearnedFoot, toucanpie, FeatheryMinx
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-man (Tom Holland Movies)/Defenders
20 Dec 2021
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After the events of No Way Home, Peter needs a bit of help from someone who knows the law. Matt... knows he needs a lot more help than that.
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01 Jan 2022
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The Complication of Soulmates and Spells by K_Popsicle for buries, toucanpie, FeatheryMinx
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Dec 2021
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Spoilers for No Way Home.
The new guy always seems to want to talk to her, and Michelle finds herself less and less opposed to it, even though she probably should be.
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01 Jan 2022
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a single excerpted communiqué from the 65-Luna deep-sea gigantism appreciation society (membership: 2) by stickpenalties for Malkontent, Brachylagus_fandom, toucanpie, scribblemyname, PersianPenName
Fandoms: Original Work
01 Jan 2022
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A letter from marine biologist Arue Niaxian to her wife Arue Viandian, discussing an upcoming holiday and relaying the exciting news of a new discovery on the outpost where she works.
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01 Jan 2022
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It had been Bucky's idea. Sam wanted to keep that in mind as he evaluated the whole thing, but he couldn't tell himself he'd never looked Bucky over. Bucky was an attractive guy, especially nowadays. He was built, but he'd lost some of the aggressive thickness he'd maintained on the run, and now that he'd chopped off his hair, he wasn't quite so much MCR-fan-circa-2008. His new uniform was less aggressively bondage gear, and in general, he'd gone through an upgrade from scary assassin (who would maybe fuck you through a wall) to wise Wakandan hermit (who would probably give you a very sage hand-job) back to all-American beefcake who would bring your Mama flowers, while you sat there trying not to think about how good the sex was.
The point was: Sam had thought about it, even before Bucky brought it up.
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10 Oct 2021