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My Situationship Turned Out to be a Mob Boss? by totonaw
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions
13 Jul 2026
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Totodile had abandoned holding the bushes entirely.
He calmed, and sat beside me now, chin in his hands, watching with complete fascination.
N inhaled slowly.
“…Would either of you care to assist?”
“We are.”
“By insulting me?”
“I’m boosting morale.”
“…Whose?”
“Mine.”
He muttered something beneath his breath that sounded suspiciously like an insult.
I chose to take it as a compliment.
“Totodile,” I whispered, nodding toward the road. “Keep watch. I’ll rescue him.”
Totodile saluted before waddling off to the corner of the wall, peering around it every few moments.
“The only danger I’m presently in,” N said dryly from inside the culvert, “is public humiliation.”
“Oh, don’t be dramatic.”
I reached through the opening until my hand found his.
“Hold tight.”
He frowned.
“…Why?”
“This might sting a little.”
His eyes widened.
“Wait- shouldn’t we discuss th—”
I planted my boots against the stone.
Then pulled