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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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Peter Is Worthy (and so done) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Mar 2022
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Peter had successfully kept his identity a secret from everyone, and maybe he had gotten a little careless and smug about it, working as an intern right under Stark's nose. But he couldn't have known that he wasn't supposed to lift Thor's hammer, right?
Also known as the five times Peter lifted Thor's hammer, not knowing what he was doing. Plus the one time when things became all too clear...
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- Part 1 of 🕸️ Marvel
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23 Jun 2026
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who gives a damn about the family you come from? by tempestaurora
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
05 Nov 2018
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It started with a harmless Instagram story on Peter's account. Then Tony Stark reposted it. Then Peter Parker's account blew up.
Harley Keener's there because he likes to watch the world burn.
AKA the social media au we need in these trying times
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- Part 1 of wayward sons
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Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
23 Jun 2026
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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
“Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.- Language:
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23 Jun 2026
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The Lost and Forgotten by Litcraz
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 May 2020
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In order to save everyone's lives, Peter is forced to give up memories - their memories of him. As a result, he is left entirely alone in a world where no one knows he exists. After finally moving on with his life, a new threat arises, bringing Peter back directly into the Avengers' path.
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I told you I had issues by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Jun 2018
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Tony Stark, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and right now, a little exasperated. Because some guy is swinging around New York, shooting webs and making trouble, Fury is breathing down his neck, and his latest intern took off with his coupon for a free coffee.
Thank god for Pepper Potts.
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...or, a Spider-Man AU where a set of bad circumstances begin to push Peter Parker down a wrong path, and where Tony is probably not the best person to deal with it, but he does anyway.Series
- Part 1 of I told you I had issues
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21 Jun 2026