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The Problem is, His Type Might Just be Assholes by too_oldforthiss
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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Luring Shane's new boyfriend into a bathroom, spilling a drink on a Hollywood A-lister and mildly upsetting a flock of nuns was not exactly plan A. It may not even have been any of the plans B through Y. But the great thing about arriving at plan Z was that he didn't have to make sensible choices any more. He had no choice left at all.
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Back in 2017 Shane Hollander doesn't get his bell rung in the game against Boston, and Ilya breaks things off that evening. It's best for both of them. Ilya needs to work on finding a woman he likes enough to keep around, and Shane deserves to be with a good guy. Someone who would make his world bigger, not smaller. Even if that means Ilya has a black pit where his heart should be when he lifts the Stanley Cup for the second time a few months later.
So when Shane shows up to the 2018 All Stars blushing and smiling at his phone Ilya starts the weekend off determined to be happy for him. He ends the weekend out of options, out of dignity and completely out of left socks. Time to burn everything down -may the best asshole win.
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Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.
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16 Jul 2026
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Untouchable Face by ZenaidaMacroura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as a relay-only swimmer who only swam the prelims.
He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.
May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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10 Jun 2026
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frequently, secretly. by milominderbinder
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 May 2026
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shane hollander is drafted to the boston raiders in 2010, one year after ilya rozanov. it changes a lot.
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15 May 2026
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It doesn't count as Catfishing by Nianiika
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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Rozanov watches him for a second, something a little sharper slipping into his gaze. “How did you figure it out?’’ He pauses. “That it’s me?’’
“Mmm. First, I recognised your chain when you got out of the water.’’ Shane says brushing the cross that hung from Rozanov’s neck with a finger. “ I went to check the pictures you sent me to make sure it’s the same, and it was. Well and then you sent a message in the group chat.”
“So you immediately texted me the moment you found out?’’
“Basically, yeah.”
“Good thing you do not think and also sent a message into chat.’’ Rozanov snickers teasingly.
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26 Apr 2026