thousandblunts
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what do you do when you find your crush bleeding in your bathroom? patch him up and experience homoerotic feelings of course!
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What should have happened after “Revelations.”
currently needs rewriting & continuing. hopefully updating soon :)
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family has i & am in it for a reason by thousandblunts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jul 2023
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Then Joyce says, “Is everything okay, sweetie?”
And he breaks.
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Mike Wheeler is hurting and wishes he had a family that loved him. Thank God the Byers exist.
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that i'll never love a boy (the way i love the ocean) by thousandblunts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Mar 2023
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"They..." He pulls his legs to his chest. He can do this. This is Robin he's talking to. She's not going to judge her for liking someone who isn't exactly a women.
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“Do ever regret meeting me?” She looked at him, surprised, which wasn’t done easily. She hated how he could do that.
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let it go it was sworn to go by Moorishflower
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
04 Mar 2026
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Dunk never felt so young as he did around Egg. Young, and terrified, and stupid. So he had to be tall, for the both of them, even though sometimes what he wanted, more than anything else, was for someone bigger and stronger and kinder to pat him on the head and tell him it would all be fine.
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30 Mar 2026
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and they were roommates by reject_mikeyy
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Gaming RPF, markiplier - Fandom, CrankGameplays - Fandom
17 Dec 2017
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“A psychological study? For couples? How does this help us make money?” Tyler asked, and Ethan smiled.
“Why, I’m glad you asked.” He took the paper advertising a paid research opportunity involving monogamous romantic couples back from Tyler. “We fit all the requirements...loosely. We’re both adults, we live together, we’ve been in each other’s lives for at least six months. This is easy money.” He gesticulated with the paper, and Tyler’s eyebrow went up.
“I think you’re skipping one of the bullet points there. You know, the one that says we have to be in a monogamous romantic relationship?” Tyler said, and Ethan shrugged.
“C’mon, you’re telling me you wouldn’t be willing to get a little touchy in front of some psychologists for money? It’s just me.”
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29 Mar 2026
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Daryl didn't say anything for a moment, presumably working up the courage. But then, there it was... so unguarded that Paul could've fucking cried tears of joy.
"Say it again."
Paul smiled, wide and maybe a little bit cruel.
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Paul and Daryl discover Daryl's kinks together <3
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06 Mar 2026
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return to sender by alspancakes
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
21 Nov 2024
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“Gotcha.” Cregan gave him a quick once-over, the old up-down. His gaze only made Jace’s knees weaker. “Well, this does happen from time to time, unfortunately, with the mail.”
“Oh, okay,” Jace nodded, suddenly hoping he’d have a big, burly visitor in his new home sometime soon with a stray water bill. “Then, I’ll probably be seeing you again?”
“Sooner than later, I’d think,” Cregan nodded, eyeing him up and down once more if Jace wasn’t mistaken. “I don’t think I got your name.”
or, five times Jacaerys and Cregan's mail deliveries get mixed up, and one time it's delivered correctly.
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01 Mar 2026
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This is where I am putting all my Abbot/Whitaker/Robby brainrot. Goes in chronological order, and exists in a world where most of The Pitt characters engage in some strange workplace poly relationship and flirting.
(Edit: 10/2025. So grateful to see how this series has blown up recently. For the uninitiated, please note that you cannot come to my tumblr or comments and leave hateful/meanspirited/entitled comments about my writing or future writing for this series and not have there be an impact. If too many people are rude or disrespectful of my work, I will remove this entire series. Do better, be better, and get better. Thank you to those that have been supportive and respectful!! <3)All titles, including the series name come from the song 'Take a Slice' by Glass Animals.
Feel free to come yell at me on my tumblr about it!- Words:
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26 Dec 2025