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    Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
    What’s up, puckers?! Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like to dominate the NHL? Have you ever wondered how it feels to move across the world for the sport you love? Well, now’s your chance to find out!
    Hockey Hub are delighted to announce that Ottawa Centaurs’ captain Ilya Rozanov (@Rozy81) 🇨🇦 will be taking over today to answer YOUR questions, and he is just dying to get started.
    Tweet with the hashtag #AskIlyaRozanov and keep an eye out for his reply. Questions will be accepted from 12:30PM EST to 1:30PM EST. 👀🏒
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    #AskIlyaRozanov idc about dominating the nhl whats it like to dominate shane hollander

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    @hockeyh8r never change

    Alternatively: the most chronically online NHLer continues to be chronically online, this time under a new username.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Shane had told his manager, verbatim, that he “trusts her judgment” to pick the opener for his first ever world tour.

    Her “judgment” shows up to soundcheck with a parking ticket in his hand and a crimson hickey on his neck. Her “judgment” is Russian DJ, Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    It's Shane's first practice as an Centaur, and for the first time since his rookie season, he's new. He wants to make a good impression, and what better way to do that, than to be good for his Captain?

    Or: Shane calls Ilya ‘Captain’ in bed, and they both like it more than expected.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    02 Jun 2026