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Working with Alistair
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Talking is easy. With the exception of two lonely little boys, who can't seem to do it right.
Dean has always been a complete chatterbox. A born and bread patient of foot in mouth disease. Until one day he just stops. And nobody can find out why...
Castiel had long stopped trying to make friends. Because who would wanna be friends with someone that got stuck repeating the first few syllables of their name?
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And those who are wise shall shine like the brightness of the sky above; and those who turn many to righteousness, like the stars forever and ever.
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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05 Jul 2026
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No Lazarus Pits AU by EventualToast
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DC - Fandom, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Titans (Comics)
27 Jun 2026
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A (potentially one day) full canon rewrite of Batman in which Bruce finds Jason in No Man's Land, meaning Jason is never exposed to the Lazarus Pits.
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02 Jul 2026
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Take My Word That I'm Here To Stay by LakeAwen, LakeUrMom
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
10 Jan 2026
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When Talia and Cheshire start a civil war against Ra's, they send Damian and Lian to safety with the one bodyguard they can trust: Jason Todd. Jason and his charges set up house in a small New Zealand town, and try to figure out civilian life together. They find more of a home -- and a family -- than they ever expected. Jason just can't let himself forget that this is temporary.
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The single dad!Jason fic that was supposed to be 10k and then became a 1.5 year coparents to lovers series.
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25 May 2026
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"I think - I think that's Jason as a teenager."
It says a lot about their lives that Damian only considers this for a moment before nodding. "Do you think it will be an improvement? He has not had a chance to go crazy yet, so perhaps if this is permanent -"
(The Cave receives a call from an unexpectedly young team member, and the family pulls together to try and fix things.)
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28 Apr 2026
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“My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”
“You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”
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…What?
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Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?
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10 Apr 2026