7 Works by thirdrateoracle
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He Cheng was good at damage control. Twenty years of cleaning up after his brother had granted him that, but this time was different. This was the kind of mess he wasn't sure could- or should- be cleaned. Worse, this was the kind of mess that had left Qiu in a coma, and for all the injuries his team had acquired over the years, it seemed more and more like this may be the one that ruined them.
a.k.a misanthropic vigilante squad director can't keep himself together without his emotional support sniper; is somehow worse when said sniper wakes up.
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Another follow up to Brick & Wing, because I left Qiu in a coma. My bad guys, haha! Here's some QiuCheng. Can be read as a stand alone if you believe in yourself.
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- Part 3 of 19 Vigilantes
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Mob Psycho Serirei Bodyswap Fic!
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60 seconds ago Reigen and Serizawa were standing at the water boiler, Reigen nodding in shallow agreement at something Serizawa was saying about mysticism and practical healing. 30 seconds after that, he was watching Serizawa fall limply to the ground after taking a laser beam to the face.The fact that he was crouched over him now, breathing rapidly, trying to conjure the CPR training he hadn’t paid attention to in high school while muttering manically, was not from a lack of familiarity with the abnormal. It was from the lack of a pulse and the colorless pockets that were Serizawa’s cheeks- it was from the fact that Reigen had seen plenty of very dead people before and Serizawa looked like one of them.
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Part 2 of a writing challenge I've decided to call The Wheel Series, because I'm spinning wheels and letting them decide what I write about!Series
- Part 2 of The Wheel Series
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19 Days Coffee Shop AU!
Mo Guan Shan is the happy, sole owner of a coffee shop that runs noon to midnight. He did not expect a half-drunk, half-asleep member of the mafia to wander into his cafe. He definitely did not expect to offer said mafia member a safe place to retire. Several months later, He Tian has moved into the room above his store, and- against all odds and his better judgement- the pair has formed an unlikely friendship.
Old fears start to pose challenges though, and caffeine does not, despite what He Tian insists, solve all problems.
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Part of a writing challenge! Might become a series.Series
- Part 1 of The Wheel Series
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“You’d fucking die without me and you know it. You can’t manage jack shit without me. You’re a fake ass, intolerable, pathetic asshole. You’re a goddamn rug.”
Yahaba lifted his hand, fed up and more than happy to be the one to hit first, when he noticed movement behind Kyōtani. He kept his hand between them, hovering awkwardly, and looked up. Two of the first years that had been watching them were much closer now and had their eyes fixed on Kyōtani. If Yahaba didn't know any better, he'd think like they were planning on attacking the boy. Like...to fight him. Which made no sense since Yahaba was the one currently doing that and would, without question, do it again in a matter of hours. That was what they did- that was their thing. They fought, and then neither felt like fighting anymore, and that way they stayed out of trouble. So why, exactly, did it seem like the the first years were creating trouble?
Kyouhaba engage in the the frenemy dynamic so thoroughly and so perfectly that it somehow evolves into romance. Everyone is confused, including them.
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Epilogue to Brick & Wing. A JY and ZZX fic because I failed to balance Zhanyi and Tianshan content in the main work and I love them.
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An open bar wedding, a semi-accidental public edging session, a chase through city streets, and your typical seedy hotel room sex.Series
- Part 2 of 19 Vigilantes
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“I’m looking for my friends!”
The guy gasped and shot at him, clearly taken off guard. He missed and, rather than taking another shot at him, visibly froze; a normal stress response from a novice gunman. A relatively sad one, given the circumstances.
“Two demons and an angel. One’s a redhead, one’s mute, and the other is my husband. Have you seen any of them?”
Yellow placed his gun against the guy's helmet and pushed until he tripped backwards and fell, dropping his weapon in the process. Yellow crouched to get in his face and, feeling the slight tremble below him, let his grin stretch wide.
19 Days Vigilante AU
This took me 4.5 years to finish so writing style noticeably changes as the story progresses. Forgive me.
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- Part 1 of 19 Vigilantes
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The hand left its pocket and made its way to Mo Guan Shan’s head, patting him gently once, twice, until Mo Guan Shan had time to process the feeling of slender fingers in his hair and swatted them away.
He’d forgotten to flinch.Or: Chapters 318-320 from Mo's POV