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NEW ACHIEVEMENT! And They Were Roommates by eclectillector
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
03 Jul 2026
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You know, Crawler, historians used to have a fascinating habit.
Two men would live together for forty years. They'd share a house. Share a bed. Raise a cat together. Leave each other everything in their wills. Write letters so disgustingly affectionate that they make romance novels look emotionally constipated.
And historians would look at all of this and conclude:
"What close friends."
Amazing.
Truly a level of denial normally reserved for cult leaders, reality television contestants, and people who think they're "just being nice."
Now, to be fair, housing costs are terrible. Sometimes two fully grown men do end up sharing an apartment. Sometimes they do sleep in the same bed. Sometimes they do spend every waking moment worrying about each other. Sometimes they do accidentally build a life together.
But eventually, Crawler, there comes a point where you're not fooling anybody anymore.
Not the audience.
Not the cat.
And definitely not yourselves.
REWARD:
You've unlocked the passive skill: Heterosexuality (Contested).The effectiveness of this skill decreases every time you call your roommate "family."
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07 Jul 2026
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Kieran Duffy has spent months looking over his shoulder for the messy death he’s sure has been coming for him ever since his abrupt introduction to Arthur Morgan’s lasso. And come it does… except he finds himself back in May, in the West Grizzlies, about to be run down and hogtied. Again.
Given an extraordinary chance to change the course of history for the gang, can he stop what seems inevitable?
Will he want to?
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- English
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- 77,981
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- 16/16
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21 Jun 2025
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On Wednesday, June 1st, CM Punk took MJF to Waffle House*.
On Thursday, the world ended.
*not actually a franchised location of WH Capital LLC
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05 Jul 2023
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The Secret of Flight by Mithen
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
30 Apr 2019
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Kevin's wanted to wrestle El Generico since he first saw his Asai moonsault. He's even taken a break from his stultifying wrestling school to wrestle in the same promotion as this brilliant wrestling mind, this genius of flight. The only problem is that El Generico refuses to wrestle him--or even meet him. Luckily this dorky red-headed Sami Zayn kid is a friend of Generico's--if Kevin makes friends with him, maybe he'll introduce him to the luchador.
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
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09 Jan 2023
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Forever Everything by Oaklin
Fandom Canadian Professional Wrestling International, Chikara (Professional Wrestling), Combat Zone Wrestling, Elite Wrestling Revolution, International Wrestling Syndicate, IWA Mid-South, Jersey All Pro Wrestling, Monteregie Wrestling Federation, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Pro Wrestling ZERO1-MAX, Professional Wrestling, Ring of Honor, World Wrestling Entertainment
06 Oct 2018
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A series of semi interconnected oneshots about my favorite tiny Canadian heartaches. Not as of yet romantic! And if it does stray that way it will take a while and probably be really fucked up.
Edit: As of part six, this series is officially one-sided (double-sided? they both are totally into each other but unwilling to admit it for various reasons) pseudo romance.
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13 May 2022