thequeercaterpillar
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This quarantine bubble has room for two by thequeercaterpillar
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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When Covid shuts down the MLH season, Shane and Ilya quarantine at the cottage. The Metros make Shane start posting to keep fans engaged. Meanwhile, bored Ilya is posting every waking moment while thirsting over Shane on his burner account. Everyone spends a little too much time on social media and nosy fans start connecting some dots.
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am going to lick the sweat off his biceps@lily1410
#needthat@phoebephotos
Lol which one@lily1410
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Simon is trying to get through another summer in a care home without thinking about Watford. Baz is trying to fall out of love with his enemy. The absolute worst thing Simon could do right now is text Baz, but Simon has never been known for thinking things through.
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All The Things We Might Have Been by thequeercaterpillar
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Oct 2021
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“D’you… do you ever think about it? What it would’ve been like? If things had been different?”
Would you have wanted me? Do you really want me now, when I’m just a shell of who I used to be?
Baz makes that face at him. The face that means he has no clue what Simon is saying.
“What things love?”
“Just like, everything.”
All the bad stuff. Everything that made us who we are, here, now. All the pain.
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After Agatha breaks up with him for Baz, Simon tries to fight him, but Penny refuses to deal with their rivalry any longer. She gives them the 36 questions and won't let them leave their room until they've answered them all.
Baz is terrified the truth spell he's under will make him confess his undying love for Simon.
Simon just wants to go eat his scones.
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Wilhelm can't stand being without Simon, but he knows he can't be with him if they have to hide. Theres only one solution.