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Long-Lasting Dreams by thenotwriter
Fandoms: Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You (Video Games)
27 Jul 2024
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Neku wants to spend a nice weekend with his boyfriend.
Josh, as usual, decides to take matters into his own hands.
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Written for the "Dear Partner" zine!
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"The curse is related to how I insulted her. The cure is to do with… kissing,” Sanji reveals, trying to sound casual about it. “See? Why worry about something silly like that?”
“That’s it? That’s easy,” Zoro says.
Grabbing him by the arms, Zoro pulls the cook up against him, his rag doll body coming readily, his weight easy to bear. Kissing Sanji feels like nothing, just a hard smash of lips with no passion or pretense.
Strong hands push him away with enough force to send him stumbling back. Standing by the sink, Sanji points an accusing finger at him, wiping his lips with a sleeve. “The fuck is the matter with you?!”
Zoro can’t help but lick his own lips. “What? Did it not work?”
“No, it didn’t work. Fuck!” Sanji shakes his arms as if trying to rid himself of some energy overflow. “I said it’s to do with kissing, not actual kissing.”
“Oh… my bad.”
“‘My bad’- I’m going to kill you!”
Zoro smirks. “Well, at least you’re up, huh?”
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Sanji is cursed into needing to kiss someone daily. Zoro is a good nakama and is also available.
Written for the "Always with You" ZoSan Zine!
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Robin huffs, sounding just like Goro. “The 2000s called — they want their car back.”
Akira frowns. “Hey! This car was rad in 2023.”
Raoul smiles — which can’t be good. “Hm, the 90s called — no one has used the word ‘rad’ since 1999.”
“Oh. My. God.” Robin suddenly sits up. “This car is twenty years old, seriously?”
Raoul raises his hands, like he’s afraid of touching anything. “Yeah, I don’t know how safe I feel being in a car older than me?”
Akira can only blink at the nonsense, deeply amused and also slightly offended. “You’ve been in plenty of cars older than you.”
“Not dinosaur cars, no.”
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Twenty years into their marriage, Akira wonders if his husband is still attracted to him. Sexy hijinks ensue.
Written for the One Day/One Night Zine, now in leftover sales: https://onedayzine.bigcartel.com!
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Akira bumps shoulders with him. “What? Why are you smiling?”
Goro tries to stop smiling and fails.
“You’re a dork but I like you.”
His Husband the Dork only laughs. “What did I do that is dork-like?”
“Oh, it will come to you.”
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Fluff husbands as a birthday present for CayletMoon!
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“It’s just… If it doesn’t happen soon, when is it gonna happen? If I go to college not having kissed anyone, I think I might die. Die, Souji.”
“Yosuke…” Souji says in his best Souji voice, the one full of compassion that Yosuke loathes to love. “If it’s bothering you so much, we can just try it on each other.”
“…The what now?”
“We can kiss. Get it out of the way.” He shrugs, like he’s suggesting they buy coconut water instead of kissing each other on the mouth. “To get some practice.”
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Written for the "Seasons of Souyo" zine!
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Akira, Goro, and their
domestic relationshipmost epic romance, out of chronological order. Post Persona 5 Royal.- Words:
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Standalone one-shots of TeruMob and ShouRitsu learning to kiss, amongst other things. 💝
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Edward Hopper Paintings by thenotwriter
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2020
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Ed comes back from a week-long mission, and everyone is acting wrong.
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26 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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01 Jun 2026
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Quick Shot by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Worried about how much of a sensitive ‘quick shot’ he is—and convinced he’s not satisfying Ilya enough—Shane turns to the internet for advice. He tries repeatedly to stave off his orgasms: squeezing himself, thinking about taxes, even telling a confused Ilya to slow down during sex. It’s inevitable, though, that he still ends up coming helplessly all over himself.
He eventually has to explain his insecurity to Ilya who condescendingly agrees with him and indulges Shane by:
1. Making him wear a cock ring, and
2. Letting a determined Shane control the pace—cooing at him while he slowly rides him—and later mocking him for still having no self control as he rams up into himShane thinks he cums too fast. Ilya knows he can make it faster.
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- Part 18 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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03 Apr 2026
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13th March, 11pm.23:05
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where to buy a gun in ottawa(bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this)
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Sex and Democracy by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Feb 2026
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Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”
Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”
“Ilya.”
“Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”
Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”
“It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”
A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”
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- Part 15 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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26 Mar 2026