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    Crowley has started to take a proprietary interest in Aziraphale's bookshop.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    For the first time, Aziraphale's body is, well, responding, if you catch my meaning. But it only responds to Crowley.

    Basically a bunch of scenes where Aziraphale is terribly excited about everything sexual congress has to offer.

    Starring: Very Horny Aziraphale and Very Affectionate Crowley

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    19 May 2026

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    Drunk on Earthly delights, Aziraphale discovers what it is to hunger— and Bildad the Shuite is his intended feast.

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    19 May 2026

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    Aziraphale can't be happier with the life they have finally claimed for themselves in the South Downs. Everything is perfect.

    Absolutely perfect.

    ... Is it?

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    16 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    “Rather forward of you,” Aziraphale says, perfectly calm in speech if not in thought.

    Crowley's scoff echoes down the line. “Forward? Two nights ago you rode me so hard, you'd think it was the Royal Ascot.”

    Crowley!” Aziraphale slaps a hand to his chest, even if Crowley isn’t there to see it.

    “Her Majesty the Queen herself cheering you on and everything.”

    That is… an arresting mental image.

    His Majesty, now, remember?” says Aziraphale, lightly chiding. In reality, he is just as put out by the matter. There is something so gloriously refined about a queen regnant. “Unless you're referring to—”

    Camilla? Absolutely not.” Crowley makes a noise like a piece of farm equipment that has run over a tree branch. “Hashtag not my queen.”

    “Hash… tag…?”

    Aziraphale has catalogued all the little snippets of sound that come from Crowley's mouth, and the ensuing sigh definitely falls into the “fond” category. “Just get your kit off, angel.”


    Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.

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    15 May 2026