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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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The footage comes to mind again. The haunting screams of pain they both ignored still ring in his ears, and it is far, far too easy to imagine himself on that table.
‘He can't feel pain, dear, it's just afterlife reflexes,’ Maddie's voice echoes in his head, and whatever affection he's ever felt for her is replaced with repulsion.
‘Mom, please stop.’
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19 Jun 2026
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With the knowledge of his immortality sinking into him more as the years pass, Danny finally finds the courage to confide in his best friends.
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18 Jun 2026
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Danny watches him close his eyes, fingers twirling the end of his ghost tail mindlessly. Vlad probably expects him to go to his room, but he kinda really doesn't want to be alone right now.
He knows he's much too old for this. The last time someone held him to sleep was Jazz, when he was little. He'd had a nightmare and it didn't even occur to him to go look for his parents, since they were, most likely, in the lab and that's what most of his nightmares had always been about. He focuses on the bond, trying to telegraph his wish to be held.
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- Part 3 of Bonds like chains
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17 Jun 2026
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17 Jun 2026
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Vlad was the last person Danny wanted to see as his enemy, dangerous as he was, so having him as an ally - not just an ally, but obsessively concerned about his wellbeing to boot - took a huge amount of worry off his back. Having Vlad's crazy directed into protecting him instead of attacking him essentially solved most of his ghost related problems.
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- Part 2 of Bonds like chains
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17 Jun 2026