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“You keep second guessing everything, like right now. I think you’re scared. Scared of saying the wrong thing, so you don’t even finish a sentence.”
Waterboy decides to take a chance and finally be brave. The results are... Pretty nice.
Edit: There's now an official Watermech tag. We win these.
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18 Nov 2025
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"It’s a bad idea. It’s a terrible idea.
But both of his boyfriends are out, they let him sleep in while they went to do something. Probably getting groceries. The apartment is just so empty, Beef isn’t even here. Maybe Herm is just a little lonely, with only his morning wood for company. "
Waterboy is left to his own devices, for a while.
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18 Nov 2025
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“I know you’re trying to prove yourself, but it doesn’t have to cost your life.”
“W-we’re heroes. It’s–it’s what we–it’s what’s expected.”
Of course, he knew that, more than anyone, but it was different if someone he loved was on the line.
Or a short story about Robert being scared shitless after a close call on a mission.
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- Part 1 of Z-Team’s Entertainment
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18 Nov 2025
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Using fake plans with Waterboy to get out of things seemed like the perfect idea. The only problem was Waterboy did not understand the plans were fake and is now very excited about going out to get drinks with his new friend.
In which Waterboy learns how to kiss and Robert learns he has a hard time saying no to Waterboy.
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- Part 1 of Sink or Swim
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18 Nov 2025
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House is determined not to say it, Wilson is equally determined to hear it. Shenanigans ensue.
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24 Oct 2025
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When House met Wilson for the first time he didn't expect this to change his life forever. A spin on 'What if House and Wilson already had met at med school?'
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24 Oct 2025
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Wilson's the only one who's ever known how to handle House.
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- Part 1 of the fighting kind
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24 Oct 2025
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It's not that House needs the human contact. It's just that when you're sharing an apartment, these things happen sometimes.
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- 10,473
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24 Oct 2025
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i cant help u with memory problems i have memory problems by notprotag
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
10 Feb 2023
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karl jacobs: WELL I’M BLEEDING AND I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING
ranboo: WHAT
karl jacobs: I JUST PICKED A RANDOM CONTACT AND HOPED FOR THE BEST
ranboo: not urranboo: hold
ranboo: FIANCES???
ranboo: you have fiances right
karl jacobs: IM ENGAGED??????????OR
the karl jacobs-centric tag needs more works so i decided i'd do it myself ft. the other memory boy
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- Part 1 of memory boys
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- English
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- 13,472
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 132
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29 Aug 2024
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How blaze rods that transformed Sapnap ended up in his crib is a mystery. A horrible, life changing, mutilating mystery.
or Sapnap is a blaze hybrid. But he wasn't always that way.
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- 4,284
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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29 Aug 2024
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Like The Dawn by eastwritesstuff for bramble_patch (Marianne_Dashwood), personalized_radio
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jan 2024
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Sapnap dreams about a strange angel. Someone he might know, maybe someone he might meet. It's different and its odd, but it's familiar, he might want it to be familiar - until it isn't.
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A very small piece of fiction set in bramble_patch (Marianne_Dashwood) and personalized_radio 's Scarecrow Universe and inspired by The Oh Hello's Like the Dawn.
My homage and thank you for a fic that changed my life.Bookmarked by theinksplotch
28 Aug 2024
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live life- but like, a little to the left! by pastelwolfie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Jul 2024
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“you stupid, malcoordinated, dimensionhoppong disaster! what the fuck!”
he frowned. that was a tad much.
“my name is karl, dingus.”
quackity gave him an exasperated look.
“and i’m fucking jesus!”
OR author hates time travel. a lot. but loves karl. a lot. solution? karl does not time travel - he dimension travels.
also author’s excuse for abominable crossovers which she won’t be tagging. to keep the surprises fruity.
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28 Aug 2024
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I Think I Might Be Scared by BroImLooking
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jan 2021
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Quackity has a rough night. Luckily for him, Karl and Sapnap are there for him.
Title taken from "Little Pistol" by Mother Mother
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- Part 4 of my dream smp fics
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28 Aug 2024
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“alex? what- what’s wrong?”
karl barely managed to get the last word out before quackity was collapsing into his arms, nearly knocking the lantern out of his hands.
“woah woah woah, are you okay? what happened?” karl snaked his arms around quackity’s middle, lantern discarded in favor of comforting his fiancé.
“he- bad- the egg-” quackity’s voice cracked, hyperventilating into the taller boy’s colorful sweater. karl rubbed his back comfortingly, mouth forming silent words as his brain caught up to the situation.
“okay, let’s, um-”. he rose to look into quackity’s eyes, the normally expressive dark pupils now shiny with tears. karl felt his heart fracture, hands tightening in quackity’s jacket. “let’s get you home.”
or; quackity is scared, but this time his boyfriends are there to help.
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28 Aug 2024
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Thrill seekers by french_anarchy (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 May 2023
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“Techie, how bout a game of Russian roulette, hm?” Dream spins the revolver as he walks around the museum floor, breaking the glass meant to conserve artifacts but never taking the items inside the glass. He doesn’t need to.
Techno uncrosses his legs, sliding off of the counter leaving the book behind. The hybrid takes slow, calculated steps towards the trigger happy blond; flicking his braid off of his shoulder. “Okay. Any rules you want to add in particular?” He reached his hand out for the gun, which Dream gave him happily.
“Best three out of five?” Dream steps back, crossing his arms over his chest. “You know the rules. Aim for the head. If they die, that’s a loss.” He shrugged, “and if they don’t, that’s a dub. Simple as that.”
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or, Florida is a scary place.
(CHAPTERS ARE BEING REORGANIZED + NEW CONTENT BEING ADDED!!!)
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- English
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- 23,932
- Chapters:
- 14/16
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28 Aug 2024
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Quackity has a gift. His mother had called him a seer, but most people just called them both fucking crazy. Which they probably were, in all honesty. Quackity couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt like a functioning human being. His adult life consisted of a drug fueled haze, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional demand from the police station that he assist in solving the cases they were too stupid to solve. It’s ridiculous, see? He wished he’d just kept his mouth shut.
When Sam stops by to drag him along on another stupid case, Quackity expects nothing more than a monotonous day of pretending he was some kind of detective instead of the boy who cried ghost. What he finds instead is much more interesting. Drawn into the chase of a strange serial killer and even stranger ghosts, Quackity finds himself working side by side with a team from the FBI that might just give strange a run for its money.
It’s a break from his regular routine. One that he never wanted, but also one that he doesn’t mind as much as he thought he would. Sue him. That married couple was hot and Quackity would always be an opportunist at heart.
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28 Aug 2024
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Baby, you are finer than a frog’s hair split four ways by CyreneScreams
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
23 Apr 2023
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(That is to say so fine that you barely even exist)
Sapnap’s life is good at Badlands ranch. He’s got two dads who love him, an obnoxious little brother, and three almost siblings. Of course good things end, but that by no means implies he has to be happy about it.
Quackity just wants his school tuition to be cheaper. Getting away from Schlatt is a great bonus though. Really how hard can it be to care for some animals on a ranch though.
Karl is going to do something good before he graduates so help him god. If that’s what Badlands ranch provides he’ll take it even with the sour look on the owners son’s face.
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- Part 1 of The frog pond (karlnapity rancher au)
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27 Aug 2024
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(At Least it Gave You Something)
“Tommy? I came to visit you again, and this time I brought cake--”
The cake slipped from his hands.
“...Tommy…?”Series
- Part 2 of I Need a Reset, I Don't Need a Pick Me Up
- Part 20 of So what I'm writing fanfic about Minecraft role players
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- 13/13
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27 Aug 2024
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“Okay…do you know by any chance where he is?”
“Yes! I can lead you to him, Quackity from Las Nevadas must be on his office! He doesn´t like people bothering him while he´s on his office, but maybe a surprise visit can cheer him up! Follow me!”, Charlie happily announces as he starts walking towards a big red building. It was probably full of casinos.
He was so stupid and painfully stubborn, but a part of him still hoped that it was all a big misunderstanding and that maybe just maybe they could fix everything. It was a naïve and childish wish, but he wasn´t giving up on it yet.
Karl looked at him concerned and unsure, but Sapnap nodded. He grabbed his cold hands and followed Charlie who led the way.
The sky was full of clouds now, it was probably going to rain again. The streets were still lit and lonely.
So much for a nice evening, Sapnap thought.
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Karl and Sapnap visit Las Nevadas, they encounter a very angry fiancé and some time travelling happens.- Language:
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27 Aug 2024
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[RESTARTING…]
“I didn’t even click anything--!”
The black void turned to white blinding him.
[Quackity joined the game]or
Quackity dies and time travels to when he first joined DSMP
also (almost) everyone is after his fatass, he gets a harem baby.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,270
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 356
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27 Aug 2024