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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Everyone knows that Americans can only choose three hobbies:
    -Shoot guns.
    -Forcefeed themselves.
    -and chug or shotgun beers(which could just be option two...).
    So when Kiku was invited to "hang" with Alfred for a couple days he was skeptical. He thought to himself "What could we both do together? What does HE do by himself??" but still, Kiku accepted the invite for he has not much else to do. Alfred invited him to the middle of nowhere Oregon to a wooden cabin that according to Alfred had "The sickest trees you'll ever see dude!" and Kiku just hoped he wouldn't actually get sick, last time he caught a bug he puked for days.

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    Kiku and Alfred shoot guns in the forest and get freaky.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cant wait for chap 2

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Because there is never not enough yuri in your life

    Requests are currently closed until I move all shellivision stories from my dandy’s world oneshots over here

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤I LOVE COMING BACK TO THIS FIC SLOBBERS ALL OVER YOU SHELLIVISON FLUFF AND SMUT OGGGG YES

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    mostly if not all smut fics, have a small bit of story and continuity between them but could be read separately. Mostly just things I personally want to see between them. Might be a theme or kink I haven't seen elsewhere or wanted to elaborate on in my own way. Always open to suggestions. Fair warning this could get weird or plane vanilla based on what I'm feelin, but there should be something for everyone. And keep in mind I write these not only for fun, but also cuz I like going back to read my own work.

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    Ze gripped his drink, confused at what he meant, “I… I’m not sure, he’s never mentioned any of that.” He looked to Moe, “We just thought he ate normally like us?” Moe looked horrified. 
    Ptolemy sighed heavily, running a hand over his face. “My idiot cousin,” he mumbled. Shaking his head slightly, he returned his attention to Ze, “Regect in the past has had issues with feeding himself, but I didn’t think he would go as far as not to tell you two about it.” Dread began to fill Ze- why would Regect not tell them this? 
    The entity began to explain, “We entities don’t get energy from normal food, we have the ability to feed off of very strong emotions- mainly fear or panic since those are extremely strong and relatively easy to achieve. You may ask Msak about this, but if we get hungry enough, we have the ability to temporarily leave the digital world to feed off of players” 
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    Or, Regect's been acting super weird. After a talk with Ptolemy Ze has discovered that he hasn't been feeding himself. Surely there is a simple way to figure this out!

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    29 May 2026