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Let the Human In by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 May 2026
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Johnny takes a razor to Gyro’s face—and Gyro lets him. Because it turns out there are more dangerous things than razors. Like wanting to be held. Like admitting it.
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- Part 9 of gyjo
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Nobody Praying for Me by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Apr 2026
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The canon alternative we deserved: Gyro survives, thanks to Johnny, but he’s in no rush to hand out thank-yous. Now it’s Johnny’s turn to lead their dance and try not to step on Gyro’s toes.
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- Part 4 of gyjo
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Nothingman by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Mar 2026
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Johnny used to ride and win, until he took a bullet in the back. Now he wins differently by betting at the racetrack. Everything was going according to plan, until Gyro Zeppeli showed up. Then Johnny’s fragile worldview started cracking at the seams.
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- Part 8 of gyjo
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Love the Race You Faced by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Mar 2026
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An AU in which Johnny is, essentially, Gyro's enemy, and he had a plan all figured out.
Except he overlooked one small detail about himself: historically speaking, everything in his life has always gone straight through his ass.
In every goddamn meaning of the word.Series
- Part 7 of gyjo
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But I Pray for Us by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Dec 2025
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Johnny and Gyro ride toward the port. Gyro fades mile by mile. They stop for one night; and the halt stretches nearly a week.
One-chapter sequel to my beloved «Nobody Praying for Me».
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- Part 6 of gyjo
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gyjo by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 May 2026
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When the Day Met the Night by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Jun 2020
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Gyro is the haughty god of the sun. When he’s stripped of his godhood by his father and stranded on Earth, he has to turn to an unlikely source for aid: an atheistic mortal named Johnny.
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- Part 1 of GyJo Mythology AU
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- English
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- 16/16
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05 Aug 2025
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Resurrection Fern by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Sep 2022
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"From Johnny’s point of view, he could not be staring down anyone but the Devil himself.
But then the Devil did what he does best: he proposed a deal."At the end of his journey, a grief-stricken Johnny accepts Valentine's proposition. But Gyro is brought into his universe with his own burden, and the combined weight may be too much for them to bear.
This is a story about what has been and what could be, but mostly about what is.
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- English
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05 Aug 2025
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the night peter parker died by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Jan 2022
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Parker immediately grabs his hand in his own and strokes it, and then presses it to his chest, right to his heart:
"Do you hear that?"
"You're really here, huh."
"Yes, and I'm real. I'm alive."
"You are."
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they call it the god complex, but i call it bullshit by orphan_account
Fandoms: Nirvana (US Band), Guns N' Roses
31 Jul 2022
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If Axl wasn't an asshole, then someone else would be an asshole, someone quicker to react, someone smarter to fool everyone, but someone insanely boring from the roots of his hair to itching in his groin.
And Axl doesn't like to feel used, even if the world really used him.
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Alan figures something out and sets out to help his two friends find happiness.