the_pretzel
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butcherbird by the_pretzel
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Feb 2021
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The first time you see someone die, you are ten, and your father has dragged you out to witness a border skirmish.
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crack in the mirror by the_pretzel
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jan 2021
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It was a very strange kind of luck, Wei Wuxian thought, to die and find yourself resurrected in the body of a character about to be murdered. Good luck or bad, he didn’t know, but he couldn’t deny it was interesting.
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as i stumble homewards by the_pretzel
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2020
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Six years after the siege at the Burial Mounds, the Jiang Sect looks to Yiling once more as rumors of a young demonic cultivator and the restless spirit which trails behind him reach their ears. Luckily for the two in question, Hanguang-jun has heard the same rumors, and comes trailing behind.
A-Yuan, in the meanwhile, is not pleased at having his life disrupted, especially by a man who has mysterious intentions towards his Xian-gege.
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In which Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji are cursed, Wei Wuxian is your average tragically-orphaned hero except not, and Nie Huaisang is the worst fairy godmother ever. Also there are dragons.
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Nie Huaisang and Lan Xichen have a lot of sharp edges and old wounds, and despite their fondness for one another, sometimes it's an issue.
Each of these chapters is going to be a standalone, so you can read them even if this is a wip!
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- Part 2 of from tomb to tomb
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In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.
“Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”
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- Part 1 of play it again
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24 Mar 2016
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Stiles and Lydia travel to a distant mining outpost in the woods to try and kill the Alpha of the rival pack. Meanwhile, Derek and Chris Argent struggle to ensure the safety of the pack in the aftermath of Stiles' recent loss.
(Sequel to "Cracks in the Foundations.")
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29 Mar 2016
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to yearn by devilsoupe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 May 2021
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Chu Wanning starts to cough up flowers. Taxian-Jun is angry. Chu Wanning is not allowed to die pining for someone else.
When it starts happening again in his second life, Mo Ran knows enough to worry.
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31 Jul 2021
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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28 Apr 2021
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the tide it takes me away from you, and it brings me back again by butchgoth (GremlinGirl)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2020
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Heaven is shocked when the once disgraced Lord Wind Master ascends, once again being blessed by the fate he'd unwittingly stolen. As Shi Qingxuan cannot remember what led up to his last days as a mortal, the Heavenly Officials grow suspicious. Xie Lian begins to investigate, retracing Shi Qingxuan's steps in order to find the truth. What caused this second ascension? Is this the second phase of He Xuan's intricate revenge plot? Is Hua Cheng hiding things from him once again, out of loyalty to his fellow Ghost King? As tensions in the Heavenly Realm rise, Shi Qingxuan must decipher his murky memories. He Xuan's presence hangs over him, a shadow that he can't escape.
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19 Sep 2020