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What Guillermo Watched (and Learned) in the Shadows by teratophobia
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Mar 2025
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“You know that’s not true, right?”
Nandor frowns. His hands grip tightly onto the lid of his coffin, and he’s doing his best not to smash it in frustration. Why the hell is Guillermo questioning him now? He just wants to get off. Is that too much to ask? “What are you talking about?”
Guillermo turns back, a coy, almost innocent look on his face. “What you said about how nobody is willing to help–” he pauses for a moment, a little hesitant. “...uh, help you out?”
“Of course it is true. Laszlo and Colin are helping their little monster, and Nadja and the Guide are out.”
“That’s not everyone.”
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Or, when a secret tryst gets interrupted, Nandor looks for a helping hand. He’s surprised–and more than a little disturbed–when Guillermo steps up to the challenge. But as it turns out, Guillermo is full of surprises…
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I think my friend said, "don't forget the video" by teratophobia
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jun 2024
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“I swear, you live in a house with a bunch of men and this is destined to happen. Oh, let’s make a porno! Oh, let’s have an orgy! Oh, let’s fuck when I’m a bat and you’re a dog or some shit. These men just always think with their dicks. But, well, now Guillermo’s involved, so I guess I have to help. I mean, I’d hate to see the poor little thing hurt, is all. I don’t think he knows what he’s getting into. What? What do you mean? Of course I don’t worry about him. He’s just a stupid little baby boy. Somebody has to stand up for him…”
- Nadja of Antipaxos
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Nandor and Guillermo find Laszlo's porn films and think they're laughable. Laszlo dares them to make a better one. The whole household gets involved.
(From the WWDITS-kink-meme prompt)
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Nights at the Black Rose by teratophobia
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Nov 2022
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Peter Parker walks into a bar.
Or, Peter Three returns to his home world, decides he needs a change, discovers a local bar, and meets a handsome stranger who forces him to come to terms with his past and future.
(Inspired by the fancasting of Dev Patel as Andrew Peter's other half)
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Our Love is a Ghost that the Others Can’t See by teratophobia
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Mar 2025
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Some relationships can only develop in the shadows.
Series title is from Agnes Obel’s song “Familiar”.
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Guillermo's eyes are an inky, smoky black and he has two little holes in his throat and Nandor would do anything to wake him up.
Anything.
Bookmarked by teratophobia
30 Mar 2025
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Five Times Guillermo Held Nandor After Sex (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.
(A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)
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- Part 2 of ten times (and then some)
Bookmarked by teratophobia
27 Jun 2024
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Guillermo sighs; he can’t stay here all day watching the thing quake in fear. The awful stench isn’t getting any better and he’s exhausted. He considers snapping the thing’s neck and going back to coffin. It would certainly be the quick, easy solution. But Simon gets so damn insufferable when anyone touches his things. Fucking… this is the last thing he wants to be doing: comforting Simon’s [sex pet/sex toy] so he can get some shut-eye.
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A glimpse into an even darker alternate universe version of Guillermo the Heartless. In which Guillermo is engaged to Simon the Devious and meets Nandor under different circumstances...Bookmarked by teratophobia
24 Jun 2024
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'...Now, Guillermo has his human so well trained that his praise is reward enough. Nandor craves it like a drug. He begs for it, degrades himself for it. And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention. For his love.
Love. He’s fully aware of Nandor’s little human feelings for him. He’s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep. Master, master! I love you I love you I love you. How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo. How inevitable.'
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Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar.
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- Part 3 of Guillermo the Heartless
Bookmarked by teratophobia
13 May 2024
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i've been dreaming of a true love's kiss by Jay Auris (nighthawkms) for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Enchanted (2007)
05 Jul 2022
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When a fantastical lost prince named Nandor lands in divorce lawyer Guillermo de la Cruz's metaphorical lap, he isn't sure how anybody could buy into Nandor's ideas about true love and happily ever after.
Luckily for Guillermo, Nandor has plenty of convincing musical numbers to get his point across.
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Bookmarked by teratophobia
27 Apr 2024