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    “Good morning, Kacchan,” Deku says softly. “You seem, uhm, tired. Is everything okay?”

    No, it isn’t, because Deku insists on showing up in Katsuki’s dreams wearing lace stockings and not much else. Where did that even come from? It’s not like Katsuki’s ever seen a pair in real life. “’M fine, dweeb.”

    “Okay. Let me know if you need anything.”

    “The only thing I need is for your dumb ass to get naked and meet me in the bathroom so I can choke you on my dick like I’ve been wanting to for, like, a year.”

    He doesn’t mean to say it. Obviously he doesn’t mean to say it, but having Deku within touching distance apparently made Katsuki’s higher brain functions fuck off into the either. Deku blinks like his ears are still processing. Katsuki does too, freezing in his seat and willing himself not to blush. He hopes nobody heard. He’s never gonna live this down. He’s gonna have to play this off as a joke, or some kind of elaborate new method of bullying, or –

    Deku slaps him.

    “Ow,” says Katsuki belatedly.

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    23 Mar 2026