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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    “Wait,” Hen chuckles, “You’re dating a latino single dad who has a kid Chris’s age?”

    “A very handsome dad, who’s kid he saved from a watery disaster.” Ravi doesn't even try and hide his glee. Eddie blames Buck for torturing the man during his probie period, the karma is coming back to bite them both in this moment.

    Hen’s chuckle turns into a cackle and Chim sucks in his lips in an obvious attempt to keep a straight face. It is not working. Buck for his part has been slowly turning an alarming shade of red for the past 30 seconds.

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    OR Buck starts dating a single dad and Eddie feels some way about it

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ravi: stop eye fucking eddie
    this is workplace harassment

    Buck: well i wasnt the one who got him wet

    Hen: HUH

    Ravi: I SPRAYED HIM WITH THE HOSE
    NOT THAT
    EW

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Oh! You’re military? It’s on the house then! Thank you for your service, Eddie.” The blond’s words make Eddie’s breath catch in his throat, and his fingers crumple the bills nestled between them, his mouth suddenly going dry. He’s been thanked for his service, and it’s always left a dim, sour taste in his mouth… but from this pretty boy bartender’s mouth?

    Eddie has to take a swig of his free beer to collect himself.

    “So,” Eddie says as his thumb rubs a slow path up and down the label of his beer, swiping through condensation, “Do I get your name, pretty boy, or is it only for people who order more than one drink?”

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    or; army eddie gets stationed in peru and gets it on with bartender buck

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    09 Jun 2026

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    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

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    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

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