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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 7 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 17 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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Things That Bleed by artistfingers, Ghostly_Cabbage, kkachis
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Alex Rider (TV 2020), Danny Phantom, SCP Foundation
16 Sep 2025
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The portal took more than Danny had to give, and he’s been on his own ever since.
What happened in Cairo sent Alex on a downward spiral, and MI6 should have known it would.
Yassen shouldn’t protect them, but he will.
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Things That Bleed is written to be fandom-agnostic and can be read and enjoyed regardless of knowledge level of any of the source medias. We welcome all readers interested in the premise!
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- Part 1 of Things That Bleed
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More Like Home by liketolaugh
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Following the arrest of the Drs Fenton, Bruce takes Danny home as his newest ward. It's nothing he hasn't done before.
Danny presents some unique challenges - his inhuman physiology, his parents' in-progress trial, the scope and magnitude of his abilities - but he's still a child like any other. Any of Bruce's, anyway.
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- Part 2 of Future is Bright
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16 Dec 2024
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91/?
BEAUTIFUL characterization
compelling storyline
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You, Me, and the Humanity in Between by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 Mar 2022
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Bruce doesn’t know what’s wrong with his child, but he’s pretty sure kids aren’t meant to work like this.
From the day he had looked up into the tops of the circus tent and saw a frightened mirror image of a boy who had just experienced the worst day of his life, Bruce had instantly gone into emergency mode.
The Gotham PD had wanted to pass the boy off into the care of the circus. The circus had mumbled underneath their breaths about superstitions, about not having a boy like that with them, about not being able to handle something like Dick. So GCPD, not knowing what to do, had started talking about one of the handful of overburdened boy homes that handles a majority of Gotham’s unlucky orphans.
All the while, the camera lights flash bright and loud, wanting to know everything.
Bruce couldn’t let that happen.
Not then, not ever again.
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Bruce is trying his best to protect the city that he loves. He doesn't know how exactly his Robins came to be- they're not fully human, not even at all. All he knows is that he wants to keep them safe.
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Maybe with a Shift in Planets by SilverSkiesAtMidnight for dottie_wan_kenobi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Mar 2023
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The shadow is a silhouette on the edge of the roof. She can’t see his eyes behind the blank white lenses of his cowl, but she can feel the cunning weight of his gaze as it rakes over her, a pair of predators recognizing one another. She keeps her posture relaxed. She looks back at him with steady eyes.
She is not prey.
She will not allow the kind boy behind her to be prey either.
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12 Jun 2026
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)