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  1. Public Bookmark 12

    Carrot and Stick by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    22 Jun 2026

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    Skywarp and Thundercracker show Starscream what happens when he takes their loyalty for granted.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

    The Next Batch by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)  

    16 Jun 2026

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    Megatron implants Starscream with their latest batch of hatchlings.

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    17 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

    He’s Taken by

    Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types  

    15 Jun 2026

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    Mixmaster and Scrapper had not been informed of Starscream’s arrival. Megatron must not have thought it important. He just turned up one cycle, all tall and slender and looking like a million cyber-bucks. 

    They weren’t strangers to beautiful machinery, but they’d only ever seen jets way up in the sky, little specks gliding through the clouds. Never up close like this, all sharp edges and tiny waists. He put the little automobiles they would chase out on the streets to shame. 

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

    Happy Forge-day by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    14 Jun 2026

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    A prank gift gives Megatron the perfect opportunity to infiltrate the Ark and eliminated his rival once and for all. Things, naturally, go a little off the rails.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

    An (extra)Ordinary Survey. by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2026

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    What should have been a normal survey goes south when Starscream is abducted by a pair of Quintesson hunters.

    Skyfire isn't about to lose his lab partner.

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    14 Jun 2026