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    Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Oct 2025

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Isolation by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Apr 2020

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    He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    Lust & Loathing by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Apr 2025

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    When a new woman begins working out at the same gym as Draco, he quickly decides that she's insufferable. Thus, there's only one thing to do: drive the curly-haired menace out. The plan is simple. First, he ogles her, purposefully making her uncomfortable. After that doesn't work, he takes to interrupting her workouts in every annoying way he can manage. Except, that fails, too. That's when he decides to fuck her out of his system. It'll just be a one time thing, then he can simply ignore that Hermione even exists.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    Out of Here by for another_lonely_writer

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Nov 2021

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    Ron and Astoria are getting married and Hermione's most annoying co-worker just happens to also be invited. What a wonderful night this is turning out to be.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    The Definition of Insanity by for AdAsttra

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 Dec 2021

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    “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” —Albert Einstein

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    28 Sep 2025