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    in which feelings about the parallels between Wei Wuxian and Madam Lan produced a poetry-adjacent chatfic

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    324
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    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    284
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    35
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    1,083
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    “This is slightly embarrassing,” Lan Xichen says, “but I urgently need a pet-sitter."

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    3
    Comments:
    654
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    4,919
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    1,313
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    35,341
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    “Okay!” says Wei Ying, already taking another customer’s order. “I’ll find you later! Remember, though, you have to be nice about my act – I thrive on praise!”

    Wangji finds a table for three. He sits down, maintaining a white-knuckled grip on what remains of his virgin pina colada. He stares at it, morose and – for the first time in his life – unbearably horny. I am also a virgin, he thinks, as though a non-alcoholic beverage is in any way capable of reciprocating his sudden kinship with it, and tries not to think about other, considerably more naked contexts in which Wei Ying might be said to thrive on praise.

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    8,186
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    396
    Kudos:
    2,596
    Bookmarks:
    591
    Hits:
    17,386
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    Six years ago, Wei Wuxian went missing. Now Lan Wangji has found him again - but why did he leave in the first place?

    Language:
    English
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    28,411
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    862
    Kudos:
    2,085
    Bookmarks:
    470
    Hits:
    22,596
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    “What you would steal from me, Core-Melting Hand, I have already given away. I have undone your work, and now –” he lifts the dizi once more, “– I will undo you.”

    Language:
    English
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    7,476
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    418
    Kudos:
    4,608
    Bookmarks:
    1,142
    Hits:
    33,903
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    Lan Xichen doesn't know who he is, these days.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,581
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    2,563
    Bookmarks:
    570
    Hits:
    20,187
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    Wei Ying tips his head to indicate the roped-off room. “What’s going on over there?”
    “Oh!” Mo Xuanyu brightens. “We’re hosting a performance artist, one day only. His name’s Hanguang-Jun.”

    Language:
    English
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    4,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    249
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    2,569
    Bookmarks:
    461
    Hits:
    12,561
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    Ironically, it’s only thanks to his brand new hearing aid that Wei Wuxian hears Jiang Cheng say, “Hey, what’s that thing in your ear?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    543
    Kudos:
    8,535
    Bookmarks:
    822
    Hits:
    53,417
  9. Tags
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    Lan Wangji has known Wei Ying for a fortnight, the first time he sees him get hit by a car.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    433
    Kudos:
    7,177
    Bookmarks:
    921
    Hits:
    50,542
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    Mingjue’s thumbs stroke gently against the wings of his shoulders as he leans in, setting his mouth to Jiang Cheng’s ear. “Qingqing wants this, too. All three of us. You, me, her.” A shudder runs down Jiang Cheng’s spine; he’s dizzy, breath coming too fast, and he’s shamefully hard just from this, his erection trapped against the edge of the sink. “Would you like that, Cheng-di? It’s fine if you don’t, but if you do –”
    “Yes.” The word rasps out of him, echo-y and desperate. “I want that.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    1,547
    Bookmarks:
    293
    Hits:
    11,919
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    In retrospect, it was so much easier to hate Jin Zixuan when Yanli was into him, because all the anger he makes Jiang Cheng feel just by existing was automatically justified.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,128
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    291
    Kudos:
    1,682
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    8,680
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    In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,441
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    17
    Comments:
    3,941
    Kudos:
    14,989
    Bookmarks:
    4,256
    Hits:
    160,274
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    When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.

    It doesn't go how any of them expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,938
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    3,104
    Kudos:
    13,153
    Bookmarks:
    3,594
    Hits:
    172,546
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    All things considered, Ari did his best to prepare himself for the advent of Kent Parson, Potentially Difficult Housemate and New Star Liney. The problem was that his best was an idiot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,867
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    1,013
    Kudos:
    1,196
    Bookmarks:
    283
    Hits:
    16,892
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    Tyler knows the Bruins just traded for Jagr, but hearing the news and actually meeting him are two very different things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3,209
  16. Tags
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    Tyler checks out Matthew Tkachuk. Things escalate from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,084
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    654
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    6,416
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    Summary

    The thing is, Kent's not used to being stable.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,575
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    1,168
    Kudos:
    1,187
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    17,118
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    The thing is, Kent's not used to being stable. [PODFIC]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    727
  19. Tags
    Summary

    For the longest time, Kent thought what happened to him before the Q was normal.

    Or: a study in Kent Parson, past and present.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,585
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    891
    Kudos:
    1,628
    Bookmarks:
    375
    Hits:
    26,426
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    Not so far in the future, Nursey and Dex get married.

    (Part of a series, but can be read as a standalone.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    1,110
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    7,972

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