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A Heart For a Red Headband by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Sep 2025
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Sakura stares down at the toddler in her arms and thinks, I'll kill the world for you.
Haruno Sakura reincarnates into the world of JJK and just so happens to be Itadori Yuuji's favorite (and only) aunt.
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- Part 4 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
- Part 1 of My Saccharine Sakura
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15 Jul 2026
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Kakashi snorts. “You might want to watch your language, kid. You’re about to be an uncle.”
Sasuke stares at Kakashi like he grew a second head. “Just because you got yourself pregnant doesn’t mean I’m obligated to play family with you.”
Kakashi hums. “Not ‘play’, Sasuke. Literally. You’re an uncle. Congratulations, you’re not the last Uchiha anymore.”
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10 Jul 2026
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When your daughter tries to force you to accept a job you don't want just so she can live her dream of being a spoiled little sis.
And she gets exactly what she wants.or
Kakashi have no idea why his daughter is so obsessed with having an older sibling, and thanks to the Sandaime now she wants THREE.
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- Part 2 of Horin Hatake takes the world
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10 Jul 2026
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Sakura was lonely.
Sakura was lonely after Naruto and Sasuke left.
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Sakura struggles with her loneliness in the time-skip between Naruto and Shippuden. Kakashi helps.
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14 Jun 2026
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"Maa, did I do you some kind of favor without noticing, kunoichi-san?" He finally asked, intrigued despite himself.
She took a pen out of her forearm bracer and twirled it between her fingers with a predatory smile. "Oh, no. I just thought I'd prepare it in advance so you only have to sign it."
"Oh, and why-ever for?"
She flipped the pen over so that he could easily take it from her hand, 'coincidentally' pointing it straight at his nose in the process. She shot a quick sideways glance at Sakura before her eyes came back to his and smiled in a way that scrunched her nose cutely. "You sign it, and I take care of your... problem for you." She answered him with a tasteful eyebrow waggle. Kakashi had no idea how she managed to make eyebrow waggle tasteful, seduction specialist sure were something else.
Or: Kakashi is despairing about Sakura's habit to wear civilian perfume, and well on his way to becoming canon Kakashi. Except a chunin kunoichi sees it and decides it's an excellent Opportunity to get Kakashi to owe her one
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- 110/?
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13 Jun 2026