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All of my character backstories
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The Beginning of a New World by stillvtoh
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
21 Jun 2026
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There are new places to explore. Scrawling dungeons, massive dragons, towering mountains that hold more treasure than one could imagine, and heroes seeking the fame of discovery. This magic imploded onto the lands only a few decades ago. After much deliberation between governments, a guild is hastily built, sending in their first 100 adventurers with nary but the clothes and weapons on their back, and dogtags with the numbers they've been assigned.
My DND session recaps, but they're cool to read so like maybe read oooo
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Well, just about Ruth. Her curly red hair that wasn’t ever brushed, her headgear that gave her a lisp just prominent enough to be cute, her big brown eyes that looked like they held the entire world in them.. Get a hold of yourself, lipschitz!
(somewhere a teacher is reading this to grade for their student)
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The three teenagers sit huddled to the back of the interrogation room, each tucked under their own shock blankets in varying stages of comfort. Only Peter looks up at the door’s rusty groaning. His arm is in a sling.
“Hey, yous,” Ted steps through the threshold. “So, hey, when I said I could come pick you up for whatever, whenever, if you’d just dared to live a little, I didn’t mean at the ass crack of dawn on a goddamn Wednesday while I’m hungover, Petey.”
“What the fuck did you just say?” Officer Bailey interrupts.
“Oh, nothing, sir, all classy law-abiding topics of conversation here,” Ted says. “Hey, Petey, at least tell me you’re wasted off your ass and that this was all worth it.”
“I’m not,” Peter says, voice hoarse.
“Fucking useless.”
(Or: the one where Theodore Spankoffski shows up at the police station that night after the nightmare is over.)

