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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    He leaned in a little, and Kyle could feel the warmth of him, hear the smug grin in his voice. “Besides,” Cartman murmured, “when else are we gonna get a completely private, fully enclosed space with zero chance of being interrupted?”

    Kyle blinked. “We have a bedroom.”

    “Yeah, but like—this has adventure energy.”

    Kyle raised an eyebrow. “Adventure energy?”

    “Yeah. Like, ‘oh no, we’re trapped, what ever shall we do?’ cue slow piano music and tasteful camera angles.”

    “Are you quoting a porno scenario right now?”

    “I might be,” Cartman said proudly.

    Kyle stared at him, utterly bewildered—and maybe a little bit amused. “You’re impossible.”

    “And yet,” Cartman purred, shifting to face him fully, “you still chose me.”

    Kyle snorted. “I had a moment of weakness.”

    “You have those a lot around me.”

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Cartman thinks Animal Crossing is stupid, until he meets some of the cat villagers.

    Kyle thinks Cartman is stupid, until he watches Cartman fall in love with them.

    They both think love is stupid, until they find it in the middle of a stupid game.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    lub cartman in this hes so cute

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Kyle is pretty pissed off at Cartman for looking so damn good when they’re supposed to be fighting.

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    30 May 2026

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    i like the way this fic explains their relationship its really natural and sweet

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    “I want to make a deal,” Kyle muttered, pulling back, his arms still wrapped around Eric’s neck. “I’ll blow you, but—”

    “Aw, sweet!” Eric grinned like an excited child.

    “I’m not done. I’ll blow you…BUT, you have to keep your glasses on the entire time.”

    Eric’s smile dissolved.

    (Smutty one-shot based on Chapter 3: Part 6 of the South Park Kyman Future comic)

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    22 May 2026

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    this is really sweet and also very well done! eric with glasses omg

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    Through a series of poor decisions Kyle and Cartman find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered.
    They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience sheds new light on their friendship. It leaves Kyle wondering if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    this is so cute. im skeptical abt kyman but this was done reaaallly well.

    update - i reread this alot. it’ll always be the first kyman fic i’ve truly read, and its pretty special to me.