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    𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 | Robert x Phenomaman | Dispatch by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    08 Jun 2026

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    "It was an inappropriate thought."

    "Shit, now you got me more curious." Robert teased.

    "It wasn't my intention to pique your curiosity further."

    "Just spit it out. I know you wanna say it as badly as I wanna hear it."

    "Well.. If you must know, I was going to ask if you could pull down your pants so I could examine your genitals."

    Robert is tasked with shaping up Z-Team's newest member, Phenomaman. Thanks to his tragic break up with Blonde Blazer, Phenomaman is left with zero passion for anything in his life. That is until a certain dispatcher helps him find new meaning.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    a road to lead me back to you by

    Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)  

    24 Apr 2026

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    When you're a ghost, there are rules: You can't eat or drink but need to sleep, can walk through walls but sit on chairs, can't touch things or be perceived by the living... Yeah, okay, a lot of it doesn't make sense and some has even been challenged these last few years.
    One rule is firmly set in stone, though: You stay how you died, where you died. The only way for a ghost to disappear from the place of their demise is to move on to the great beyond – everyone at Button House is certain of that.

     

    Julian would beg to differ.

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    21 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    julian my baby

    fitting that the poltergeist is the one who can leave, albeit accidentally/.

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    Lowlands Away by

    Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types  

    28 Sep 2023

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    Common knowledge holds that the world has seven seas, but Edward knows this to be wrong, for Mary Read is an ocean.

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    26 Nov 2023

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    The feels.

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    Being the Mrs by

    Fandoms: Sean Bean - Fandom  

    25 Oct 2014

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    What would it be like to meet Sean Bean and fall madly in love?

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    03 Nov 2023

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    On today's episode of: I love something too much to be healthy

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    the excellent adventures of lord pigeon ned stark by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)  

    25 Dec 2017

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    in which Ned doesn't die but wargs into one pigeon instead.

    Incidentally, it doesn't stop him from preventing a war and saving both his family and the entirety of Westeros.

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    24 Sep 2023

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    Pigeon!Ned may be the greatest character of all time.