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"It was an inappropriate thought."
"Shit, now you got me more curious." Robert teased.
"It wasn't my intention to pique your curiosity further."
"Just spit it out. I know you wanna say it as badly as I wanna hear it."
"Well.. If you must know, I was going to ask if you could pull down your pants so I could examine your genitals."
Robert is tasked with shaping up Z-Team's newest member, Phenomaman. Thanks to his tragic break up with Blonde Blazer, Phenomaman is left with zero passion for anything in his life. That is until a certain dispatcher helps him find new meaning.
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Bookmarked by staplesarefun
05 Jan 2026
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When you're a ghost, there are rules: You can't eat or drink but need to sleep, can walk through walls but sit on chairs, can't touch things or be perceived by the living... Yeah, okay, a lot of it doesn't make sense and some has even been challenged these last few years.
One rule is firmly set in stone, though: You stay how you died, where you died. The only way for a ghost to disappear from the place of their demise is to move on to the great beyond – everyone at Button House is certain of that.Julian would beg to differ.
Bookmarked by staplesarefun
21 May 2025
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julian my baby
fitting that the poltergeist is the one who can leave, albeit accidentally/.
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Common knowledge holds that the world has seven seas, but Edward knows this to be wrong, for Mary Read is an ocean.
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What would it be like to meet Sean Bean and fall madly in love?
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03 Nov 2023
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On today's episode of: I love something too much to be healthy
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the excellent adventures of lord pigeon ned stark by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Dec 2017
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in which Ned doesn't die but wargs into one pigeon instead.
Incidentally, it doesn't stop him from preventing a war and saving both his family and the entirety of Westeros.
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- Part 1 of pigeon!ned stark
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Bookmarked by staplesarefun
24 Sep 2023
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Pigeon!Ned may be the greatest character of all time.

