squirrelspur
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“I promise you, Hyuckie, you will. Hell, if you haven’t lost your virginity by twenty, I’ll take it myself.”
Johnny wasn’t sure what compelled him to say it, but the words tumbled right out of his mouth. He worried for a second the forward comment stepped over some invisible boundary, but it seemed to appease Donghyuck, who laughed and rolled his eyes.
“Promise?”
He laughed. “Promise.”
Only, he never expected Donghyuck to actually collect.
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When Chenle's best friend Mark decides to take a year off to do charity work abroad, he leaves him with an unfamiliar alpha roommate and a now defunct plan to be mated by 30. Chenle is instantly turned off by everything about Jaemin, but he promises Mark he'll at least try to get along with him. Getting used to their new living situation and each other won't be easy and Chenle and Jaemin are both about to learn that there's a fine line between love and hate and no amount of planning can tell you on which side you'll end up.
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Jisung can recall the first time he ever met Jaemin in such vivid detail that he sometimes worries he’s fabricated the memory completely...
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- Part 2 of Lover
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“You’re right.”
Chenle glances at Jisung in confusion, not following the thread from their earlier conversation.
“I really want to rail your brother.”
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Jisung's best friend's brother finally realizes he's all grown up….
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Jeno and Jisung aren’t exactly friends…. At least not in the most conventional of senses. Sure, they move in the same circle, share close friends, go to the same parties and dinners, hell last summer when Jisung and Chenle moved out of university housing and into an apartment Jeno carried Jisung’s bed frame up four flights of stairs. But it's hard to maintain a genuine friendship, in the truest sense of the word, with someone who’s fucking your boyfriend.
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"You want to pay me to pretend to be your girlfriend for a week?"
"Yes!" Changbin says, delighted she seems to be getting it. At least until he notices she's still frowning. "No, shit, that's like. Way too low. Twenty thousand? Twenty-five?"
"Your girlfriend."
Or: Changbin hires a non-binary Vegas showgirl to pretend to be his girlfriend for his father's company conference. Or: the Pretty Woman AU literally no one asked for.- Language:
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17 Jul 2026
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Stuck on a Little Hot Mess by buryyourdoves
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2024
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“You know, everyone thinks you’re a thirty-year-old narc.”
“Thirty?” Wade sputters. “In what world could I pass for thirty? These bitch-asses, after everything I did for them, thirty, what a bunch of…” His words get progressively less intelligible until Peter’s certain he’s not actually doing anything more than making vaguely word-ish sounds.
He probably shouldn’t answer the rhetorical question. “In this world.” Oops.
Wade turns a big-eyed pout onto Peter. It’s supposed to be cute, he’s sure, but it is decidedly not cute on a hulking thirty-year-old.
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16 Jul 2026
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Tangled Webs (Baby, You're My Soulmate) by mustehelmi
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Mar 2019
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Peter obsesses over his soulmate W well into his teens, when he takes a one-hundred-and-eighty degree turn and decides that he can date whoever he wants. Problem is, after meeting Deadpool he doesn’t want to date just anyone.
AU in which you have a meter of how dangerous your soulmate is on your left palm, their initial on your right one and when your bare skins touch for the first time, you’re stuck to each other for twenty-four hours.
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16 Jul 2026
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“Okay, Jisung. I’ll help you out, because the sooner you realize the better,” Minho frowns, pouring water over his newly mixed teabag. Steam wafts up in a blooming cloud, interrupting his clear view of Jisung.
“Excuse me?”
“They’re trying to set us up,” Minho tips his chin in the direction of the matchmakers, all of them tittering and avoiding their eyes to huddle together when Jisung turns around. “They think they have some sort of gift. They’ve been on my ass for years. You’re new, and they lured you in, and now they’re sending you over here to get lemon balm tea because it’s supposed to make you lucky in love. It’s as good as cupid’s arrow around here.”
“Oh,” Jisung’s throat bobs when he swallows. His cheeks grow even pinker. “I’m not looking for a relationship.”
Minho snorts, rolling his eyes before he can think better of it. “That makes two of us.” He sets the freshly brewed cup on top of a saucer, slides it on the top of the bar and into Jisung’s hands.
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07 Jul 2026
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Felix's fingers catch on one of the clips. “Oh, this is pretty. Where’d you get it?”
Hyunjin debates telling him the truth. My stalker got them for me. Apparently he’s rich enough to afford two thousand dollar hair clips. He leaves me long, rambling voicemails. He knows where I live. He thinks I’m beautiful. He says he’s been dreaming about me.
It sounds insane even in his own head.
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- Part 9 of author’s favourites
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05 Jul 2026