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    “Hollander,” Ilya murmured gently. “Bath is ready.”

    Shane cracked his eyes open, staring dumbly at the burly Russian hovering over him where he was still laying in bed.

    “…bath?” He croaked, voice raspy with disuse.

    “Mm. I ran you a bath. It will make you feel better before you go to sleep tonight. Will help with your sore muscles.”

    Shane asks Ilya to fuck him gently during one of their regular hookups, badly bruised from their game. Ilya runs him a bath afterwards, and they fall secretly and desperately in love that way, through whispered confessions and late night conversations while Shane soaks, and Ilya quietly observes him.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    It's been 20 years since the deliverance healer performed his ritual on Naim and Ryan.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    On the third sniff, Ilya's brain finally caught up. His first thought was something like What the fuck is wrong with you, and the second was, unhelpfully, another variation of the same. The third thought, quieter and more honest, was that he liked this. Hell, he fucking loved it, and he wasn’t entirely regretting it.

    He was smelling his boyfriend's dirty laundry. Voluntarily. In the laundry room, where he was supposed to be doing the laundry and not sniffing it. Ilya Rozanov, NHL star, Stanley Cup winner, by most accounts a perfectly functional human being, had just pressed a pair of running shorts to his face and inhaled like a fucking dog.

    or, the one where Ilya gets caught jacking off while sniffing Shane’s underwear

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    I AM IN THIS!!!

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    Shane Hollander is married, out, and unhinged. Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander's biggest supporter.

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    The league finds out how good they had it back when Shane leaned heavily into his media-trained persona.

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    20 Jun 2026