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    Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.

    FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
    - describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
    - philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
    - an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
    - cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
    - crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
    - Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
    - autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
    - PREMATURE GREY HAIR: YES, THEY'RE 28/29, I KNOW

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    26 Sep 2024

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    Emma Swan is catapulted into stardom, the newest lead actress on a sanitized show featuring modern fairytales. Regina Mills is a long-undermined star with a chip on her shoulder and a thousand reasons why she's invested. Naturally, they loathe each other on sight.

    Their characters' fanbases, however, have other ideas.

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    08 May 2024

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    “Is he whining about Eddie being mean to him again?” Robin is leaning in the doorway, eating a leftover slice that’s probably cold by now. “You talk about him more than you talk about girls, Steve, it’s getting concerning. Anyone would think you had a crush.”

    or, steve is pretty convinced eddie now hates him. turns out eddie has the opposite problem.

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    20 Jul 2022

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    "Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?"

    The room is blank with silence.

    Gently, Ed repeats, "Are you God, Stede?"

    Stede's voice is thin and high when he answers, "I'm not God."

    "And is God here, in this room?"

    Comically, Stede looks around like he might find God perched on the edge of his desk, or pulling books from his shelves to examine the spines.

    "He's not," Stede concedes.

    "That's right, mate. Stupid bugger doesn't associate himself with pirates."

     

    Or: The Revenge has been becalmed for six days. Ed has bigger things to worry about, like sharks and being in love.

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    15 Apr 2022

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    Hoseok wants to crawl inside a photograph and stay there for a while.

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    04 Mar 2021