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Shen Yuan’s Management Plan for Traumatised Peak Lords, Wayward Demons, and Other Recurring Problems by Satinezza
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2026
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Shen Yuan is ten, chronically ill, freshly orphaned, and already Mu Qingfang's least restful patient. It gets worse from there. Or better. Depending on who you ask.
An AU about what happens when someone too curious and too stubborn to know their limits ends up with access to the entire mountain's worth of problems, and the training, eventually, to do something about them.
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27 Jun 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
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Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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13 Jun 2026
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Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.
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Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”
“None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”
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04 Jun 2026
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A rose by any other name by Ann_O_Neem
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2026
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Can you be OOC if you don't even know what is IC? Can you even be a good scum villain if you don't even know what counts as a scum villain in this world?
The answer, as Shen Yuan soon finds out, doesn't matter since he's going to do his best to survive and just kill with his own hands the stupid system that got him in this mess.TLDR: An overworked system messes up and transmigrates the wrong Shen Yuan in Proud Immortal Demon's Way. Binghe is delighted. Shen Yuan, not so much.
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18 Jan 2026
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System Error : Wandering Cultivator Shen Yuan by Wistways
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan didn’t mean to become the cultivation world’s answer to “Florida Man,” but here he is: half-accidental hero, part unlicensed doctor, and full-time menace to public safety.
Featuring a totally smitten War God, 'creative' solutions to Airplanes hacky writing, Luo Binghe making friends and Shang Qinghua who really has had enough of these plot deviations.- Language:
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14 Jan 2026