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    Shane Hollander Rozanov is many things: a devoted father, a loving husband, and currently, a pregnant omega stranded in a restaurant with his three-year-old daughter because nobody believes he's married to the owner.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “I’m pregnant.”

    “Pardon?”

    “I’m pregnant.”

    “Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was giving you the option to take it back.”

    “Take it back? Why would I do that?”

    “You’re not funny. Shane, genuinely please tell me what’s going on. Stop fucking around with me.”

    “Hayden, there’s a bun in my oven. I’m going to be eating for two. I’ll be out of commission for nine months. What other ways can I say this? I’m not fucking around with you. This isn’t a joke. I took four tests. I’m pregnant.” Shane said without a smile on his face. There was no laughter between his words. Hayden fell silent for a minute staring wide-eyed at Shane like he had seen a ghost.

    “Holy fucking shit.”

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    Shane is pregnant with Ilya’s baby. He proceeds to try to avoid Ilya while keeping the baby a secret. He’s not the best at avoiding Ilya though.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Fuck.” Shane melted into the strong hand at his neck, the pressure over his throat and the heat of the Alpha’s palm. “Fuck, that’s–” his eyes started to flutter closed, his knees going weak, but he heard the Alpha huff a laugh and immediately stiffened again. 

    “Don’t do that.” he warned. “Don’t laugh like me letting you put your hand on my throat is predictable submissive Omega behavior and you're making fun of me."

    “That is not why i was laughing.” Ilya squeezed Shane’s throat lightly, his thumb pressing over the suppressant patch covering the Omega's bonding spot and blocking his sweet scent. “I thought you would fight it, fight submitting. But you didn’t.”

    “No I–” Shane swallowed hard. “I like it.” 

    “Good.” Ilya smiled slow and a little dangerous, running his tongue over his bottom lip and then over the sharp ends of his fangs before he leaned in and growled into the Omega’s ear. “Now get on your knees.”

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Evan had only ever wanted to prove himself to his family. He wanted a place to call his own and people to care about He never expected to find his home in Barty Crouch Jr. Barty had only ever wanted to break free of his dad's expectations. He wanted freedom and excitement. He never could have predicted the excitement that would take over his life once Evan Rosier was in it.

    This is a story of two boys as they grow into young men. It is the moments, small and big, that make up their time together.

     

    ...behold the blood of Hyacinthus, which had poured out onto the ground beside him and there stained the grass, was changed from blood, and in its place a flower...

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Evan keeps trying to break up with Barty, but he never quite manages it.

    Or the endless cycle of the toxic rosekiller relationship.

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    23 Aug 2025