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A fat tabby cat lying on a wooden floor. There is a rainbow light shining on their belly.



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    “Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.

    Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”

    Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”

    Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    ghosts we've always known by impetuous

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Career Ending Injuries, Event Planner Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov, Rivals to Friends to Lovers, Light Dom/sub, Slow Burn, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Protective Yuna Hollander, Good Friend Scott Hunter (Game Changers)

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    “Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.

    Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”

    Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”

    Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.

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    After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolves around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    No Friction, Just Chemistry by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova, Luca Haas/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau

    Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, farmers market, abuse of the word artisnal, no beta we die for the pickling

    Summary: After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolves around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    white collar crimes by Anonymous

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Sharing Clothes, Masturbation, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's Complicated Ten Year Situationship, Ilya Rozanov's POV, Possessive Behavior, Light Dialogue, Explicit Sexual Content, Implied Dom/Sub Contexts, Shane Hollander's POV, Ilya Down Horrendous Rozanov, Jealousy, Birthday Sex

    Summary: So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    Post-S1. Shane and Ilya have to spend a month apart early in their relationship.

    Ilya spends that time bulking up. For hockey purposes. And for Shane purposes.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Stiff Arm by mcshrug

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Angst, Bicep Kink, Fluff, Armpit Kink, Choking

    Summary: Post-S1. Shane and Ilya have to spend a month apart early in their relationship.

    Ilya spends that time bulking up. For hockey purposes. And for Shane purposes.

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    “...forgive us for the presumption,” Edrehasivar said, tone slightly strangled in the way it always is when he doesn’t like what is coming out of his mouth. “But we thought, if we... that is, if we, er… attended... then you would not have to… no one would have to…" He sagged under our stares. “...stay behind,” he finished feebly.

    We were at that moment visited by a terrible, inevitable vision of the Ethuverazhid Zhas cornered by our mother, and we confess we had to lean on the wall in a brief violation of Alchenar IX.I.VI. Even the edocharei seemed taken aback; even Cala. Edrehasivar looked horribly dismayed at this non-reaction, and immediately started to backtrack. 

    "We do not wish to inflict ourself," he said wretchedly. "It was only a— a thought…" He trailed off, but the pause persisted. In it, we reflected to ourself that while we had taken knives for this boy, and would willingly take plenty more, he had — indeed, has — a talent for making us want to scream in dismay.

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    the alcethmeret's annual springnight gala goes... interestingly.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    springnight by astardanced

    Relationship Tags: Cala Athmaza & Deret Beshelar, Deret Beshelar & Maia Drazhar

    Additional Tags: The Emperor's Dav (The Goblin Emperor), beshelar acts like he is sir lancelot but he is actually elizabeth bennet, Post-Canon, POV Deret Beshelar, Awkward Conversations, it's kinda like the csethiro fics but beshelar this time lmao, POV First Person, Epistolary, Kind Of

    Summary: “...forgive us for the presumption,” Edrehasivar said, tone slightly strangled in the way it always is when he doesn’t like what is coming out of his mouth. “But we thought, if we... that is, if we, er… attended... then you would not have to… no one would have to…" He sagged under our stares. “...stay behind,” he finished feebly.

    We were at that moment visited by a terrible, inevitable vision of the Ethuverazhid Zhas cornered by our mother, and we confess we had to lean on the wall in a brief violation of Alchenar IX.I.VI. Even the edocharei seemed taken aback; even Cala. Edrehasivar looked horribly dismayed at this non-reaction, and immediately started to backtrack. 

    "We do not wish to inflict ourself," he said wretchedly. "It was only a— a thought…" He trailed off, but the pause persisted. In it, we reflected to ourself that while we had taken knives for this boy, and would willingly take plenty more, he had — indeed, has — a talent for making us want to scream in dismay.

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    the alcethmeret's annual springnight gala goes... interestingly.