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I Shall Not Partake In Greed by saiseki (softjohn)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2020
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Lan Wangji is all too aware of Wei Ying – the press of his temple, the sound of his breathing, the soft fall of his hair and its faint scent of peppercorn.
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Over the next few days, the situation didn’t improve; hell, if anything, it escalated.
Raleigh’s words seemed to have struck a nerve somewhere, and at seemingly random moments his skin would crawl and he’d find a weird Australian insult somewhere on his body. In response, Raleigh would either write something rude or simply draw the most ridiculous angry face he could manage. This would customarily be accompanied by a smirk down at the inevitably terrible picture.
It was the most unapologetically spiteful Raleigh had been in his entire life.
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Stan sat hunched beneath the lacy shade of a nearby basswood tree. His knees were drawn up almost to his chest; one arm was curled around them, while the other held his book - which, unsurprisingly, featured a small bird on the cover. Nothing moved around his pale face aside for his dark eyes and his curls, which the breeze twisted with gentle fingers.
‘You better not be painting me,’ Stan said without stirring at all.
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Raleigh laughed softly.
‘What?’
‘Just…Your mood improves a lot when you have a puppy in your arms, doesn’t it?’
At this, Chuck merely shrugged, probably proving the truth of that statement.
‘What can I say, I have a soft spot for the tiny bastards.’
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Absolutely Impastable by softjohn
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
03 Oct 2017
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‘Can you please stop taking photos of me failing at making a cup of noodles?’
Finn tried, he really did, to sound irritated - he’d even settle for mildly vexed, at the very least - but seeing his roommate Poe Dameron giggle helplessly as he zoomed in ridiculously far on, alternately, Finn’s face or the doomed noodle cup, it really wasn’t in him.
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Tony thought they had trouble getting along when they were dealing with a major global crisis. Apparently that had nothing on how they fell apart when they weren't distracted by smashing aliens.
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what else is there? by mme_anxious
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Dec 2019
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“Did you hear the terrible news? Yiling Laozu Wei Wuxian has gone beyond the pale! He has murdered Hanguang-Jun!”
This is the first thing the swan hears flying over Yiling, and it sets him to hissing. It’s the kind of sound he would never make as a human, but as a swan—a mute swan— hissing is the only form of communication available to Lan Wangji. So he hisses.
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Jin Guangyao transforms Lan Wangji into a swan. Only an act of love will break the curse.
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31 Mar 2020
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one word from you by mme_anxious
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2019
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There’s nothing for a moment, then what sounds like frustrated pacing. “Lan Zhan?”
“Food.”
Wei Wuxian’s laugh sounds strained. It sounds like he shouldn’t be laughing. Lan Wangji doesn’t like the sound.
“I can’t eat, but thanks.”
“Are you…?”
“Still so horny that I want to die?” Wei Wuxian almost shouts. “Yes.”
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Or, Wei Wuxian manages to get himself cursed and Lan Wangji just wants to be helpful.
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31 Mar 2020
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"What do you think about this matter, Hanguang-Jun?" A cultivator to the right asks a question which requires Lan Wangi to formulate a coherent response. He pauses for a few moments as Wei Wuxian's foot continues to knead his crotch.
"I believe," Lan Wangji starts, and Wei Wuxian shifts his toes, dragging them down the length of his bulge and pressing back and forth against it. Lan Wangji barely manages to stifle a gasp, gritting his teeth, and finally grips Wei Wuxian's ankle to prevent him from continuing. "It is a matter too hard to handle alone."
Wei Wuxian smirks. He knows he's won. "I agree. Such an issue requires trusted assistance," he chimes in, blissfully unaware of what he's actually agreeing with.
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In which Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji attend a discussion conference, but it's so dreadfully boring that Wei Wuxian can't help wanting to spice things up a little.
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29 Mar 2020
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These Roads Lead to You by flowercity (FaoriE)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2019
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After deciding to leave his home for good, Wei Ying finds himself getting a job inside the walls of Gusu’s palace, where the royal family lives. He would never be able to predict that he’d be so interested in a certain prince. And he’d never be able to predict just where that interest takes them.
Stables' boy Wei Wuxian x Prince Lan Wangji
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26 Mar 2020