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Take Yourself A-Fishing, Catch Yourself A Mermaid by cherryburlesque
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2021
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“Hey!” He calls, jogging through the shallows. “Hey, are you alright?”
There’s no response, and Shang Qinghua is starting to think he might be in deeper shit than he had initially thought.
Vaguely lamenting his stress free day off, Shang Qinghua draws close, as another wave breaks over the person in the water with enough force to roll them—him—over.
Shang Qinghua’s jog slows to a standstill.
“You have got to be kidding me.”
A merman washes up on shore, injured and near death. Shang Qinghua does the right thing; he turns around and marches himself home, pretending he saw nothing, because he doesn’t need this right now.Yeah, right.
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13 Jun 2026
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The scent of Plum Blossoms by loozje for FernStone
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2021
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Shang Qinghua never gave the A/B/O status of the world much thought beyond the potential problems it created for An Ding peak. As a canon fodder character, it had never seemed important, even after his relationship with Mobei-Jun, an alpha, had turned somewhat serious. After all, Shang Qinghua was only a mere beta.
So why was everyone at the banquet suddenly staring at him?
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Shang Qinghua finally gets wife-plotted.
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This is a gift for Fernstone for the Scum Villain Secret Santa.Bookmarked by soapysoaps
11 Jun 2026
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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11 Jun 2026
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Wife Swap by LuckyLuoc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2021
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Finally, Shen Qingqiu breaks the silence.
"So, let me get this straight." The Peak Lord says slowly. "You both encountered this fruit and decided to take bites from the same piece, only to swap souls and find yourselves stuck, with no way of reversing it."
The two demon lords exchange a rueful look.
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In which Mobei-Jun and Luo Binghe fall into another wife plot and swap bodies, much to Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu's distress.- Language:
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11 Jun 2026
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move that body by varinn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2023
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“I will gut you like a fish if you don't keep your eyes to yourself you pathetic little man”
After that insult Binghe listens to Taylor Swift for an hour in his car in the gym parking lot. Binghe needs help.
"You're hair is so pretty, do you use any product in it?"
Binghe listens to One Direction this time and imagines how many dogs he will have with Shen Qingqiu once they move to a little cottage in the countryside.
- aka: Binghe's gym crush is giving him very mixed signals, and he's not sure how long his heart can take this.
Update 6/23/23: Alternative ending posted as ch.6
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11 Jun 2026
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Turns Out I'm The Runaway Bride by airplanebroo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2020
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When Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, renown author of the cult classic, “Proud Immoral Demon Way”, had literally transmigrated and crash landed mentally into the small, baby brain of Shang Qinghua, he had no idea just how utterly twisted his story was going to be. Leave it to his king to be so vague about their servant-king relationship that even Shang Qinghua had no idea what he was in for.
In which a very oblivious Shang Qinghua accidentally starts and continues a long lasting romantic relationship with Mobei Jun. Everyone knows, just Shang Qinghua doesn't know. He just hopes that Mobei Jun doesn't eat his ass--literally.
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11 Jun 2026
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Paper Tiger by rainbowdracula
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2020
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It was common for stuffed animals to be gifted to omegas by alphas, to soothe and keep them company during heats.
Mobei Jun gifts Shang Qinghua the whole aisle.
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10 Jun 2026
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Rose-Tinted Eyes by yunmeng_heroes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2021
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“I’m WHAT!” A thousand thoughts raced through Shang Qinghua’s brain. His heart pounded against his ribcage. Like a hamster drunk on coffee.
Shen Qingqiu flipped his fan shut and tapped it on his chin. “The most eligible human bachelor.” He gave Shang Qinghua a look that was somehow both pitying and condescending. “I only came here to forewarn you. You’re about to be bombarded with marriage proposals.”
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10 Jun 2026
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Van's Resident Evil Art by VANKER (VANMEC)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
09 Jun 2026
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It's gonna mostly be Chreon fuckin nasty cause they deserve it uwu.
(2026-05-31) ok nvm there's some kreon too lmaoTags will be updated as things get added.
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10 Jun 2026
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Maintenance Required by ImTaakofromTV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2022
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“I am not a good man.”
“Mobei—"
“And I am selfish. Selfish to marry you. To love you. To even ask you to stay by my side.”Or, the system has an unplanned update, and Mobei Jun sees how life could have been if he had been kinder.
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- Part 1 of Reboot
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09 Jun 2026
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My Cat’s Boyfriend’s Owner by HeyOkayMeow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2022
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Mobei Jun has one cat.
This giant fluffy gray fuck sitting on his kitchen counter and staring at him with chrysoberyl eyes is not his cat.
In which matchmaking cats are smarter than their people.
Ch. 1-8: Main Story (complete)
Ch. 9-11: Extra - Shatter (complete)Series
- Part 1 of My Cat’s Boyfriend’s Owner (Cat AU)
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09 Jun 2026
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Unfiltered by airplanebroo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2020
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[Congrats! A new update has been added to the System!]
In which Shang Qinghua, happily married with his King, sleepily switches on an "unfiltered" option not knowing what it meant exactly.
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08 Jun 2026
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Established QiJiu AU by Hyperelastagirl
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2025
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07 Jun 2026
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Between Your Thighs: All the Way by Hyperelastagirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2025
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An alternate version of chapter 7 of The Size of the Problem where Yue Qingyuan snaps and Shen Jiu gets the pounding he's been begging for when a thigh fucking scene turns into actual fucking.
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- Part 2 of Established QiJiu AU
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07 Jun 2026
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The Size of the Problem by Hyperelastagirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2025
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Shen Jiu has a problem: Yue Qingyuan’s cock is too big, and his body won’t cooperate.
The solution? Dilators. Orgasms. A lot of lube. And even more patience.(Also, apparently, being a size queen was just buried under the trauma.)
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- Part 1 of Established QiJiu AU
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07 Jun 2026
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In want of a flower by Airuna
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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Shang Qinghua gets his drink spiked with a flower that makes him tell people exactly what he thinks of them. Which would be bad enough already but it happens in the middle of a meeting with several of his martial siblings.
Yeah, he is not going to survive this.
The only silver lining is that, at least, Mobei-jun is not here to hear what he has to say.
or.
My take on the Shang Qinghua drinks truth serum and goes off on his martial siblings and Mobei-jun trope because I love it and our underappreciated king deserves it. (Also someone needs to tell the truth to Shen Qingqiu and we all know it's not going to be Yue Qingyuan)
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- Part 1 of SQH appreciation fics
- Part 1 of Discord Flower Debacle
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07 Jun 2026
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god only knows by tarkus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2021
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The sword stops midair, and Shang Qinghua turns his head to look at Mobei-Jun. Seconds pass without a word being said, and they are so close, it would be so easy for Mobei-Jun to bend down and—
“I just… I think whoever created this, really, really loved you,” Shang Qinghua says, fast and with a blush tinting his face.
Or, the one where Mobei-Jun tries to confess, but Shang Qinghua beats him to it, confessing about another thing entirely.
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04 Jun 2026
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Tapping the Icebox by acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2019
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“Sometimes when Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu make love-” Shang Qinghua thinks of the right way to phrase it, drawing on his extensive experience- “Shen Qingqiu’s heavenly pillar descends to Luo Binghe’s ravine, if you understand me,” he says, moving his eyebrows in a way that is meant to convey deep meaning.
Mobei-Jun does not make an expression of understanding, but he’s watching Shang Qinghua very, very closely.
“Shang Qinghua,” he says. “You want to be inside me?”
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04 Jun 2026
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I wanna make you(r vibrator) run like rollercoasters by RainbowButterFrosting
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2025
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Shang Qinghua makes a vibrator and Mobei Jun has it inside him during a public meeting. Qinghua plays with it- but?? His king is giving no reaction?? He sighs and fidgets with the controller until Mobei Jun randomly ends the meeting and fucks the shit out of Qinghua for teasing him so much
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Mobei Jun admits that he wants Qinghua to take ownership of him. Shang "Airplane Shooting Toward The Sky" Qinghua absolutely knows *how* to do this, but he's hesitant to actually take control.
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Qinghua gets manhandled, railed, accidentally says he owns Mobei Jun, then the small guy rides his demon while giving orders \o/Series
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03 Jun 2026
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focus by tagteamme for cherryburlesque
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2020
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Anyone, really, would have a hard time concentrating on their work in this kind of situation.
“That’s no better either,” Mobei Jun clicks his tongue, and Shang Qinghua makes an indignant sound that fetters out into a soft moan. “If I present this to anyone in my retinue, surely it’d bring embarrassment to my name.”“Good thing it’s not for you,” Shang Qinghua says through gritted teeth, and Mobei Jun lets out an amused exhale. He continues rub his thumbs in circles on Shang Qinghua’s hips while he grinds within him, torturously slow.
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03 Jun 2026