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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    They’ve been hitting the Big Box again, getting themselves worked up into such a frenzy that they just can’t take it anymore and finally crash to the floor in a tangle of grasping hands and hungry mouths.

    aka batman forever is a movie about a gay nerd who gets rejected by his crush so he gets a fabulous makeover and a big scary sugar daddy to bankroll his revenge and honestly... #goals

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    24 Jun 2026

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    most insanely in-character fic i’ve ever read . it’s so good

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    "Gyro!" Johnny whisper-shrieks, and then he says, stupidly, "Why in the hell would a bear speak English?"

    "Ah! You're right," Gyro says, and Johnny almost relaxes, until he shouts, "Ué! Ll'urzo! Aje nu Stand?"

    "I'm going to kill you if the bear doesn't beat me to it," Johnny informs him, strained.

    "I don't think he speaks napulitano," Gyro tells him. "Should I try Italian next?"

    "No," Johnny hisses. "You should try shutting your God damn pie hole."

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    Johnny and Gyro have a nice day.

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    03 May 2026

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    holy shit dude this is so good fucking shit omg i LOVE gyjo fluff and etymologyplayground is SUCH a good writer

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Johnny's favorite part about the Steel Ball Run race is his abundant love for Gyro, and he never fails to dote on him whenever he can.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    sweet. just lovely and comforting gyjo w an approach to johnny’s relationship to sexuality that i really like <3

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    “The gag,” sighs Johnny, “is that you kiss me.”

    Gyro’s smile breaks open like the dawn, brilliant and burgeoning with warmth.

    “You kiss me, and it’s a joke on the world. It’s a joke on everyone. Only you and I are in on it.”

    And Gyro laughs, resonant, it shudders into the little spaces between Johnny’s bones. It becomes a piece of him.

    “That’s a good one, Johnny,” Gyro says. “That’s a real hit.”

    Johnny, Gyro, and the greatest gag ever conceived.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    gorgeous. delicate and assured. well thought out as fuck. they say they wanted to portray johnny’s body sensitively and oh they did, the most of anything i’ve read so far

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    Gyro squints at him. "Barbecue sounds like a fake word."

    "It's not!" Johnny protests, twisting the hare over the fire. "I got no idea where it comes from, but I swear it's a real word. Barbecue is stuff you cook slow, with smoke. It's great. When this is over I'm gonna make you come back to Kentucky with me so you can have real barbecue." He pauses, then adds, "And mint juleps. I bet you'd like mint juleps."

    "Johnny, you keep saying words at me and I'm almost entirely certain they're fake," Gyro complains, starting to prepare the other hare. "What in the hell is a julep?"

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    Language, food, and other things.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    gyjo fluff kiss kiss :))) <33