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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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15 Jun 2026
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Childe's mission is simple in briefing but terrifyingly complicated to execute:
To steal the Geo Archon's Gnosis.
Good thing he has the most trustworthy guide in Liyue to help him.
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A retelling of canon events leading to Zhongli's reveal as the Geo Archon, with some liberties taken in regards to culture and worldbuilding.
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15 Jun 2026
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“Tartaglia, you are being reassigned.”
Excitement pumps through Childe’s veins as the words are uttered, his casual smile widening into an ecstatic grin. For it to be the Tsaritsa passing this mission along to him directly rather than Pierro– it must be high-stakes.
“You will be going to Liyue,” she says, “to enter a courtship with Rex Lapis.”
What?
Childe swallows harshly, his tongue feeling thick in his mouth.
“Your Majesty, I believe there may be a misunderstanding.”
More like an impossibly large oversight to this whole plan. “Rex Lapis and I… we are not on the best of terms, at the moment.” That’s putting it lightly, though saying as much to his Queen feels immensely childish, and shame surely paints his face a burning red hue. “I do not think he would be pleased to receive me.”
Her expression does not change, and she only answers him with patience. “On the contrary, he has specifically requested you.”
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05 Jun 2026
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In which...
➳ a series of minor accidents occur on a MSBY team bonding trip.
In which...
➳ the accidents befall one team member in particular, name of Sakusa Kiyoomi.
In which...
➳ as a result of said accidents, Sakusa Kiyoomi is dragged to an entirely new threshold of satisfaction...
…………………………………………… and he only hates some of the process ……………………………
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18 Apr 2026
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"When he steps into the classroom Langa stops breathing completely - Reki is not wearing his usual clothes.
He stops in the doorway and tugs a little at the collar on the maroon sailor's shirt. He's not wearing a hoodie as he usually does and the cropped blouse accentuates his waist in a way his normal clothes never do. Langa's eyes get stuck on how small it looks for a moment before his gaze drops a little further - to the skirt that hugs said waist tight above the pleated folds. It's the shortest type, precisely the one Reki had been wearing in his fantasy the night before.
Langa's mouth goes dry and he quickly lifts his attention to Reki's face before he's too apparent - and meets Reki's eyes. His face is beet red and his eyes are a little wide but he looks rather… determined."
Langa finds out that all male omegas also get feminine uniforms and can't get the idea of Reki in one out of his head. Reki realizes and decides to not let the opportunity to catch Langa's attention go to waste. It turns out to be more effective than he imagined.
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21 Mar 2026