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Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by snerk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Aug 2022
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Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.
Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.
And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.
aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).
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Six years after Hogwarts falls to the Dark Lord, Harry Potter unmakes himself in the root cellar of an abandoned farmhouse, in Shropshire. He drags Voldemort with him. When Harry's presented the option to do it all again -to remake himself, and the world with him- he jumps at the chance. But being remade isn't so simple as all that, and the new world is more different than Harry anticipated.
He... maybe should have asked a few questions before jumping headfirst into reincarnation.
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Qui-Gon doesn't make it out of the hangar during The Phantom Menace. This changes things.
Featuring: a very stressed Obi-Wan, a Qui-Gon who'd like to go home now please, and a whole lot of self-indulgent tropes stuffed in a trench-coat that I will call 'plot'.
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Recalculating the Ten Year Plan by MegsChaos
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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What if after tuna melts, whispered names and the Rose of it all - in a post All Stars Game world - Shane thinks the world is finally starting to make sense again to him. Once the ground is firm under his feet - or so he thinks anyway - it's turns out to be less than stable? What if when Shane was getting his hook ups in Mexico and Hollywood - he wasn’t as unnoticed as he had originally thought?
When Montreal shows it’s true colors sooner, a No Trade Clause is waived and Boston gets an opportunity to build a dynasty that rivals the one of their largest rivals up North.
What if Shane and Ilya’s worlds are turned upside down and things with their over 8 year long situationship (now maybe relationship?) suddenly got more complicated and somehow simplified at the same time? Shane honestly thinks this is possibly the most ‘them’ resolution to a situation he has ever found. Ilya is just doing his best - he thinks. Maybe.
Also, the Power Play in Boston is about to be the thing of nightmares, if a certain Russian can stop blocking Shane's damn shot…
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- Part 1 of New Paths Forward
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- 68,800
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- 8/?
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29 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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- English
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- 150,160
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- 21/21
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28 Jun 2026
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Added by Mistake (Stayed on Purpose) by Yul_Cy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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He shouldn’t look.
He knows he shouldn’t look.
But his thumb moves anyway, like it’s not entirely under his control.
Unknown number (1):
Hi Jane, welcome to the WAG’s chat, we’ve heard that you and Cap have been dating for a while. So we thought that you should be added too!
And then, his world collapses two minutes before the game.
Or:
Shane Hollander is not a girl.
He is not Ilya Rozanov’s girlfriend.
And he is definitely not supposed to be in the Boston WAG group chat.
Unfortunately, none of that stops anyone else from believing he is.- Language:
- English
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- 46,137
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- 9/?
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24 Jun 2026
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“How can Montreal be snowed in?” Ilya asks. “They are not ready for winter?”
“It’s Montreal, man,” Marleau snickers, like that's an explanation.
Jane- 9:44 a.m.- Look on the bright side. If you’re stuck another day, you can come back here.
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After Ilya leaves Shane’s apartment for the first time, he knows he’s on thin ice and at risk of falling into more serious feelings. He’s ready to put distance back between them.
A Montreal blizzard has other ideas.
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- 28/?
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19 Jun 2026
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“Come here, kid.” One of Robby’s hands catches Dennis’s and lands against his sternum, trapping his arm against his chest, while the other stays in his hair, fingers winding into damp curls. Dennis’s attention is everywhere and panicked. He catches a flash of Perlah readying the needle and a desperate sound punches out of him.
“Nope, don’t look at that,” Robby says, using the hand in his hair to force his head back, angling his vision away from the commotion and up towards him. Dennis’s eyes lock onto his, pupils blown wide. “Look at me. Yep, good. I’m right here. You’re doing so good, honey. Just keep those eyes on me.”
The IV tourniquet snaps into place and panic flashes anew in Dennis’s face. ”Robby—”
“I know. It’s just Dana and Perlah. We’re just pushing some fluids, no more drugs. You’re safe.” Out of the corner of his eye, Robby can see Perlah speeding through what has to be the fastest IV placement of her career, Dana keeping her grip on Dennis’s hand to stop him from jerking away. Dana shoots him a glance of warning and Robby tightens his hold. “Okay, quick poke now. Still just us. Deep breath, Dennis. I've got you."
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Dennis gets drugged by a patient and has a bad trip.
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16 Jun 2026