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    Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.

     

    Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.

    Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Oh fuck. He’s coming back. Tommy curls up so none of his important organs are accessible, the guy has only strangled him up till now, but there was blood on the tarp, so maybe he likes to stab too. Tommy doesn’t want to be stabbed anywhere important.

    Techno just sits on the other end of the couch and bounces his leg, mostly just looking at the fire, but occasionally glancing at Tommy.

    “So, uh, you do anything interesting in school today?” he asks, Tommy would laugh at his awkwardness if he wasn’t so confused.

    “I failed a math test,” he says. God he wishes he could go back to that being his biggest problem.

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    Tommy walks in on a murder and gets kidnapped by the worlds most awkward serial killer.

    Title from Sodikken's Misery Meat

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    25 May 2026

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    It starts with the second-worst day of Edward Elric's life.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...

    Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Dean had been ready to die to take down Amara and save the world for the one-millionth time. He had maybe even been looking forward to his shitshow of a life coming to an end and to finally have peace.

    But apparently, God's sister had the hots for him and was giving him a "second chance."

    Waking up in 2001 before Stanford - before everything, Dean knew what he had to do.

    This time, he'd save everyone he'd failed or die trying.

    (This time, Sam would have that apple-pie life he had always wanted.)

    Or: time travel fix it, where instead of Mary being resurrected at the s11, Dean gets sent back in time to before Sam leaves for Stanford.

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    Waking up tiny, yellow, and with a giant second set of jaws, the phrase “It's a whole new world we live in.” has never felt so unintentionally cruel.

    (Mawile SI)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Leaving the safety of her hidden commune, a Ralts narrowly avoids capture on Hoenn Route 102. Finding a discarded pokeball, she ventures into the human world only to discover that her home is in danger from Humanity's rapid expansion. Now she has one recourse: disguise herself as human and become the pokemon champion before her village is discovered, and prevent the tragedy that is sure to come.

    It's too bad she has to deal with subterfuge, eco-terrorism, the end of the world, and awkward inter-species friendships along the way.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    It was on the very first day of school that Uchiha Sasuke met the person who would alter the course of his life forevermore. It came in the form of a pink-haired girl who, upon seeing him, grabbed his hand, sat him down, and told him very seriously: “Together, you and I are going to save the world.”

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    Or, Haruno Sakura is absolutely, positively nailing this isekai thing. Fixing all the problems in Naruto just requires... a creative touch, shall we say. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), no one else knows what the hell she's doing.

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    It's the middle of the Chuunin Exams. Team Seven isn't doing so hot this shortly after their encounter with Orochimaru. Pink hair lays scattered over the battlefield. Sakura, bruised and bloody, finds her and her team's fate in the hands of her fellow Konoha genin, when Sasuke finally stirs.
    Danny wakes up without a clue as to where he is or how he came to be there. But, he quickly comes to a couple of realizations: #1 There's company. #2 He is inexplicably angry. And #3... He appears to be stuck in a body that is distinctly not his.

    Tags may be added as story develops. Some ships may make an appearance but I have no intention of letting these take center stage. This is a story about Kids Being Stupid first and foremost.
    @Sasuke-fans: Fear not, this boy has a very large presence in this story.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    After the world forgot him, Peter kept fighting. He was Spider-Man after all. But as the villains get worse and the heroes dwindle, Peter finally grows tired. Hasn't he done his time? He's never once shirked the responsibility forced upon him. Never once has he put himself first.

    Eventually, the straw breaks the camel's back. Peter finally hangs up the cape.

    Unfortunately the universe seems to disagree. When Peter wakes up in Gotham he knows he should probably find a way home. But what's the point? Normal people don't find their way home across the multiverse, and Peter is normal now. He refuses to be anything else.

    So why do unfamiliar heroes keep ending up on his doorstep? And can he really turn them away?

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    In which Peter Parker just wants to retire but instead he becomes a mentor for young dcu heroes and his home becomes a vigilante halfway house

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    It's the perfect cover. No one will ever suspect that All Might and Yagi Toshinori are the same person if everyone thinks they're dating.

    Podfic now available

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    13 Jan 2026

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    He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.
    Because apparently that's how the universe works now.

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    In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for canon in the least.

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    “…Abaddon?” Nathan says a bit slower, like she just hadn’t remembered the first time. Like she just hadn’t got it. “He’s the- Gosh, did I not tell you about Abaddon? I mean, guess that makes sense, he hasn’t actually been talking to me but jeez, how scatterbrained-“

    Kathy sighed. “Stop. Just- stop,” she turned to face him. “Who’s Abaddon?”

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Abaddon applies his former experiences with the inhabitants of the hotel to his experiences with Katherine. He attempts to please her to receive rewards.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Abaddon doesn’t understand human feelings, so when his body begins to randomly freeze up, he thinks Esther has cursed him.

    Katherine just wants him to stop messing with the door to the lounge.

    Nathan just wants to watch his movie.

    AKA: Abaddon doesn’t know how to deal with the after effects of finding Nathan after he… yk.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    “Your son.” She finished, and Nathan could almost see it. She would be grasping to sit down, or clutching her heart as if it, too, would fail her. “You have a son?”

    After a moment, Nathan spoke. “Maybe?”

    “And you didn’t tell me?”

    “…No.” He collapsed into the desk chair, the old wheels squeaking and sliding underneath him. “I haven’t had him for that long, and he’s been having a hard time adjusting. I dont know, I’m just making up excuses.” He shook his head. “Are you mad?”

    She hummed, thinking for a moment. “How old is he?” Which wasn’t an answer, but.

    Nathan winced. “Uh, nine.”

    “Thats a long time to keep a kid a secret.”

     

    OR; Nathan tells a lie he is starting to get much too comfortable telling, and it leads him to taking Abaddon to Thanksgiving dinner

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    "What's your name, kid?

    "Uh... J-jack?"

    "Jack?" There is skepticism in Batman's voice.

    Smokescreen wants to die. Right now.

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    Smokescreen accidentally ends up in DC because of an ancient artifact. He is a young war veteran, and his holoform is a teenager with blue eyes. You know where this is going to lead.

    (English is not my first language, and I use a translator to help me write it.)

    [ON BREAK UNTIL JULY 2026. medical university — is WILD]

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Thor is about to be crowned king. I pretend I see no problem with any of this, and do entirely nothing about it. It is simply not my problem. Self-insert/OC.

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    Just as she’s about to break down and start sobbing, Kakuzu comes gliding through the trees. He’s staring down at a little black book and Lily feels a moment of panic before she schools her expression into a scowl. How did Hidan act? Recklessly, right? She could be reckless. She could swear. How hard could it be?

    She opens her mouth to call Kakuzu a fucking shitstain heathen and promptly bursts into tears.

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    Lily wakes up in the body of Hidan. Things devolve from there.

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    19 Nov 2025

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