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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    03 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane: omg how did you know im on pain meds? u know everything!
    Shane: like how I’m gay
    Rose: Shane, don’t tell people you’re gay right now, okay?
    Shane: I know I know
    Shane: he said shhhh
    Shane: he is so cute
    Shane: he held my hand :)

    Or: A look into Shane's texts while high on pain meds.

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    02 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    All the fics I (Mars) have written for Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, most are unconnected unless they're listed in separate series!

    Yes most of them have the tag "no beta we die like Irina Rozanova" bc my friend thought it was funny :)

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    18 Mar 2026

  4. Rec *

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Lan Zhan gives him a searching look and Wei Wuxian knows in that moment he could ramble something about giving Lan Zhan his gift later, and that it’s not yet five so they should go back to sleep, and Lan Zhan would allow it. They would go back to sleep and Lan Zhan wouldn’t hold Wei Wuxian down and- and compliment him. He would not, for a single second, begrudge Wei Wuxian for fleeing from this thing that Wei Wuxian often finds so hard to handle but Lan Zhan wants.

    Wei Wuxian nods and Lan Zhan’s mouth quirks to the side in a small, pleased smile. Ugh, his husband. Wei Wuxian loves him so much.

     

    Or it's Lan Wangji's birthday and what he wants, and gets, is to compliment his husband without him running from it.

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    05 Dec 2025